We find Andy Nicholson along the streets of Metropolitan City gliding on a skateboard coming home from school. He goes up to #2424, throws his books on the sofa & puts his skateboard away. "Man, am I glad this weekend's coming. It's my birthday!" said Andy, "I'll throw a bash of a party here & invite my friends & my girlfriend, Jennifer. I gotta call her." As he did, Matt Nicholson grabbed his books & placed them on the table. Then he grabbed the phone & told Andy, "You're not calling anyone. Party's canceled." "Am I grounded for messing up the living room?" he asked. "Andy, you & I have an assignment from Sarge O'Ryan. Jeanna Clara, owner of The Money Grabber Ranch, had lost some horses to some rustlers. So you & I are going to spend a few days @ her ranch as our super hero selves. I packed you some pajamas & clothes in your backpack to wear @ the ranch." "This whomps." sighed Andy asking, "Where's Joey? Why isn't Super Cool Joe in this fanfic?" "My revenge for Horse Sense!" quipped Matt. "What about Six/Warrior Girl?" "She's in the Land of Misfit Fanfic Characters." said Matt, "Change into your super hero outfit & let's ride the range, pardner." Andy went into his bedroom & changed into his Super Cool Andy outfit as Matt changed into Super Cool Matt. After grabbing their backpacks, they took off their sneakers & wore boots instead with their super hero outfits. Then they went down to the secret floor as SC Matt drove his motorcycle & SC Andy drove his teen motorcycle riding along with him. They drove down U.S. 57 South for 70 miles until they reached Farm-To-Market Road 143, which directly goes to the ranch. At the Money Grabber Ranch, SC Matt & SC Andy were greeted by Mrs. Clara. She explained everything that went on. "I'm glad you super boys can spend time @ the ranch & find those rustlers that's been stealing my horses. I can't have a ranch with only three horses." "We'll do what we can." said SC Matt, then he & SC Andy put on cowboy hats to look like super hero cowboys. Then they suddenly heard an electric guitar playing western type music. "Cool!" said SC Andy asking, "Who's playing?" "That's The Phantom Guitarist." said Jeanna, "He'll be playing throughout this fanfic." The guitar music stops, then a girl enters & starts acting crazy. "You're SC Matt! EEE!" "Who are you?" he asked as she hugged him. "My name's Diana-Michelle Valverde, I'm a ranch hand." she said, "You're so super handsome, I like your face, your muscles & most of all (sighs) that romantic singing voice! You got to sing me a song, please?" "Let's wait until after dinner, to the dining room please." ordered Jeanna. At the dining room, our super boys had a hamburger platter with fries & soda with Diana sitting next to SC Matt. She & SC Matt even shared an ice cream sundae together. When SC Andy finished, he saw some musical instruments set up in the diner. He asked Jeanna about the band & she told him they play once a week for the tourists. "Is The Phantom Guitarist part of the band?" asked SC Andy. "No." said Jeanna, "Go ahead & play the drums for me." SC Andy went over to the drums, grabbed some brushes & played a swishy beat on the snare drum. Then, The Phantom Guitarist played a guitar solo, followed by chord progressions. Then SC Andy dropped the brushes & played a drum solo using sticks. That night, they had a campfire marshmallow roast, complete with sing along. Diana joined the group & brought with her a red hollowed bodied electric guitar for SC Matt to play. "Hold it!" said SC Matt, "We're outdoors far away from a plug. How do you expect me to play an electric guitar?" "I brought a canned amplifier that runs on batteries." she said, then saying in her sexy voice, "Please sing, Sexy Spicy SC Matt." "Oh brother." groaned SC Andy, "Better get this over with so we can continue this fanfic." As Matt attached the cord from the guitar to the canned amp, he muttered as he turned on the amp, "I don't know who's worse, Diana or Larry?" SC Matt started playing a romantic ballad on the guitar, then started singing The Beatles' classic, "Yesterday". As he sang, SC Matt made direct eye contact with her as if he's singing only for her. Diana was in heaven! Then SC Matt performed the romantic Joey ballad, "Ven Ven Comingo". After that song, he kissed Diana! "Oh Sexy Spicy SC Matt, you sang that better than Joey Lawrence himself! You really do have a romantic voice!" screamed Diana as she fainted down to the ground, having a smile on her face! "That's not even a cowboy tune!" snapped Jeanna, "I'll do the next song." Jeanna stood up & sang "Home On The Range". She had a booming, but terrible voice that the others had to cover their ears & flee away from the campfire grounds quick! In Cabin #14, the boys had switched into pajamas. Andy looked @ himself & felt dorky the way he looked in pajamas. "Can't I sleep in my super hero outfit?" he asked. "No." said Matt, "No one's gonna come into our cabin to find out our true identities. Not Jeanna, not The Phantom Guitarist, not even Diana." Having saying that, Matt locked the door & lowered the window shade in case Diana started spying. Then he & Andy went to bed. The next morning, after having a good breakfast, our super boys got to go horseback riding with Diana. "You boys look fine on horses than those polluted motorcycles." said Jeanna as they left. They rode on brown horses; SC Andy rode on Bandera, Diana rode Laredo & SC Matt rode on Hook Da Cash! "This is a slow horse." complained SC Matt. "Jeanna got that horse cheap from a race track after it would run away from the starting gate many times." explained Diana. Later, they approached a river & got off the horses. As the horses drank from the river, they took a canteen break. When our super boys did their business on a tree (yes, even super heroes have to go), they heard Diana screaming! After getting decent, they saw a mean hombre on a horse kidnapping Diana. Laredo got scared & ran off! Our super boys got on their horses with SC Andy's horse galloping while SC Matt's horse refused to go. "Come on you old nag, giddyap!" ordered SC Matt. "I think I got an idea." said SC Andy yelling, "Phantom Guitarist, play some cowboy action music!" In the background, they heard The Phantom Guitarist playing a fast action riff. That caused SC Matt's horse to ride fast as they headed to where they captured Diana. The horses lead our super boys to The 39 Ranch, owned by Don Baloney. They had a whole lot of stolen horses, including the ones from The Money Grabber Ranch. Then the guitar music stopped as our super boys commanded to the horses, "WHOA!" "You boys sound like Joey Lawrence!" quipped Diana all tied up. Then they met Don Baloney & some ranch hands as SC Matt approached him & ordered, "Return the horses back to Jeanna's ranch!" "Never!" said Don Baloney, "She's got delinquent payments due of my horses she bought from my horse ranch. She hasn't paid her rent so me & my hombres reposessed the horses." "She sent you a payment by mail!" explained Diana. "The mail's that slow in these neck of the woods. Sometimes I get my TV Guide weeks late & my Playbabe Magazine months late!" explained Don. Then he got a gun & handed it to SC Matt saying, "If you know what's best for you, I challenge you to a showdown!" SC Matt placed the gun down on the ground saying, "Super Cool Brothers never uses any weapons because they're wrong & don't solve anything." SC Matt & Don started staring @ each other like it was a showdown. Then they heard dramatic tympani music being played. "Not The Phantom Tympanist!" groaned SC Matt. "No, I'm playing!" said SC Andy playing the tympani. Don pulled the trigger & turned out the gun wasn't even loaded! SC Matt came full charge fighting Don Baloney as SC Andy played a super tympani solo. Then as the hombres joined in, SC Matt got off the tympani & started using his karate on the bad guys. All was getting violent until a whistle was sounded. It was the mailman. "Here's your Playbabe Magazine & a letter from The Money Grabber Ranch." said the mailman handing Don the letters & leaving. Don opened that envelope & received the delinquent payment from Jeanna. "I guess you're free to go, I got to cash this check." "Not so fast!" It was Jeanna riding Laredo with the posse behind her. They arrested Don & the bad guys, then took all the horses Don owned or stole. "Wait a minute!" snapped Jeanna, "Eleven of these horses are mine! But which 11?" "Sing, SC Matt!" ordered Diana as SC Andy untied her. So SC Matt started singing the romantic ballad Jack Hunter sang on Boy Meets World, then the 11 horses starting acting wild & crazy! "Those are my horses!" exclaimed Jeanna, "Every time Diana plays SC Matt on her tape player, the horses go wild!" "Looks like your romantic voice effects horses as well!" kidded SC Andy. So Jeanna, SC Matt, SC Andy, with some help some from the posse, drove the horses back to The Money Grabber Ranch. Jeanna's ranch was saved. The next day, SC Matt & SC Andy packed up & left the ranch. Jeanna hugged the boys & then Diana kissed SC Matt. Then SC Matt gave he a CD of his solo album that she can sigh over. Then The Phantom Guitarist played again. "I got to find out who's The Phantom Guitarist." said SC Andy. But his brother grabbed his cape & told him, "Some things are left to be a mystery." Then our super boys drove their motorcycles down Farm-To-Market Road 143 & then went down U.S. 57 North going back to Metropolitan City. When they reached the secret floor, they got off their bikes & went to the freight elevator. SC Matt stopped the elevator & said, "Andy, let's change clothes here & put our super hero outfits in our backpacks." Matt & Andy started undressing themselves & wore regular clothing packing the super hero outfits away. Then Matt restarted the elevator & went up to 24. After getting off the elevator, they reached their penthouse suite, opened the door & Andy was shocked. "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDY!" Andy saw that all his friends were @ his house, including Jennifer, who gave him a kiss. Then he found out that Joey arranged for this surprise party after all. "Cool surprise party!" said Andy, "I thought you forgot!" After blowing out the candles, everyone had some strawberry cake with strawberry ice cream. Andy got some cool birthday presents as well. The party went on as they danced to taped music. Andy & Jennifer were real good dancers. Then he entertained his friends by playing a drum solo on his set of drums. Andy had a real cool birthday! That night after Andy took a shower, he heard The Phantom Guitarist again. "Cool, it's coming from my bedroom." Andy raced over & was surprised to find Joey (as Super Cool Joe) wearing a cowboy hat & some boots with his super hero outfit, playing his Joe Roman Washborn electric guitar. "You were The Phantom Guitarist?" asked Andy. "Yes," said Joey, "I thought I'd make a '60 Seconds on the Clock' cameo in return after Matt did in Horse Sense. Now were even." Andy groaned. Super Cool Joe played a super guitar solo, tapping his right boot as Andy listened. Then he played a rhythm riff, followed by another guitar solo.