The SCB In Scents of A Horse



We find Andy Nicholson along the streets of
Metropolitan City gliding on a skateboard coming home
from school.  He goes up to #2424, throws his books on
the sofa & puts his skateboard away.
     "Man, am I glad this weekend's coming.  It's my
birthday!" said Andy, "I'll throw a bash of a party
here & invite my friends & my girlfriend, Jennifer.  I
gotta call her."
     As he did, Matt Nicholson grabbed his books &
placed them on the table.  Then he grabbed the phone &
told Andy,
     "You're not calling anyone.  Party's canceled."
     "Am I grounded for messing up the living room?"
he asked.
     "Andy, you & I have an assignment from Sarge
O'Ryan.  Jeanna Clara, owner of The Money Grabber
Ranch, had lost some horses to some rustlers.  So you
& I are going to spend a few days @ her ranch as our
super hero selves.  I packed you some pajamas &
clothes in your backpack to wear @ the ranch."
     "This whomps." sighed Andy asking, "Where's Joey?
 Why isn't Super Cool Joe in this fanfic?"
     "My revenge for Horse Sense!" quipped Matt.
     "What about Six/Warrior Girl?"
     "She's in the Land of Misfit Fanfic Characters."
said Matt, "Change into your super hero outfit & let's
ride the range, pardner."
     Andy went into his bedroom & changed into his
Super Cool Andy outfit as Matt changed into Super Cool
Matt.  After grabbing their backpacks, they took off
their sneakers & wore boots instead with their super
hero outfits.
     Then they went down to the secret floor as SC
Matt drove his motorcycle & SC Andy drove his teen
motorcycle riding along with him.  They drove down
U.S. 57 South for 70 miles until they reached
Farm-To-Market Road 143, which directly goes to the
ranch.
     At the Money Grabber Ranch, SC Matt & SC Andy
were greeted by Mrs. Clara.  She explained everything
that went on.
     "I'm glad you super boys can spend time @ the
ranch & find those rustlers that's been stealing my
horses.  I can't have a ranch with only three horses."
     "We'll do what we can." said SC Matt, then he &
SC Andy put on cowboy hats to look like super hero
cowboys.  Then they suddenly heard an electric guitar
playing western type music.
     "Cool!" said SC Andy asking, "Who's playing?"
     "That's The Phantom Guitarist." said Jeanna,
"He'll be playing throughout this fanfic."
     The guitar music stops, then a girl enters &
starts acting crazy.
     "You're SC Matt!  EEE!"
     "Who are you?" he asked as she hugged him.
     "My name's Diana-Michelle Valverde, I'm a ranch
hand." she said, "You're so super handsome, I like
your face, your muscles & most of all (sighs) that
romantic singing voice!  You got to sing me a song,
please?"
     "Let's wait until after dinner, to the dining
room please." ordered Jeanna.
     At the dining room, our super boys had a
hamburger platter with fries & soda with Diana sitting
next to SC Matt.  She & SC Matt even shared an ice
cream sundae together.
     When SC Andy finished, he saw some musical
instruments set up in the diner.  He asked Jeanna
about the band & she told him they play once a week
for the tourists.
     "Is The Phantom Guitarist part of the band?"
asked SC Andy.
     "No." said Jeanna, "Go ahead & play the drums for
me."
     SC Andy went over to the drums, grabbed some
brushes & played a swishy beat on the snare drum. 
Then, The Phantom Guitarist played a guitar solo,
followed by chord progressions.  Then SC Andy dropped
the brushes & played a drum solo using sticks.
     That night, they had a campfire marshmallow
roast, complete with sing along.  Diana joined the
group & brought with her a red hollowed bodied
electric guitar for SC Matt to play.
     "Hold it!" said SC Matt, "We're outdoors far away
from a plug.  How do you expect me to play an electric
guitar?"
     "I brought a canned amplifier that runs on
batteries." she said, then saying in her sexy voice,
"Please sing, Sexy Spicy SC Matt."
     "Oh brother." groaned SC Andy, "Better get this
over with so we can continue this fanfic."
     As Matt attached the cord from the guitar to the
canned amp, he muttered as he turned on the amp,
     "I don't know who's worse, Diana or Larry?"
     SC Matt started playing a romantic ballad on the
guitar, then started singing The Beatles' classic,
"Yesterday".  As he sang, SC Matt made direct eye
contact with her as if he's singing only for her. 
Diana was in heaven!  Then SC Matt performed the
romantic Joey ballad, "Ven Ven Comingo".  After that
song, he kissed Diana!
     "Oh Sexy Spicy SC Matt, you sang that better than
Joey Lawrence himself!  You really do have a romantic
voice!" screamed Diana as she fainted down to the
ground, having a smile on her face!
     "That's not even a cowboy tune!" snapped Jeanna,
"I'll do the next song."
     Jeanna stood up & sang "Home On The Range".  She
had a booming, but terrible voice that the others had
to cover their ears & flee away from the campfire
grounds quick!
     In Cabin #14, the boys had switched into pajamas.
 Andy looked @ himself & felt dorky the way he looked
in pajamas.
     "Can't I sleep in my super hero outfit?" he
asked.
     "No." said Matt, "No one's gonna come into our
cabin to find out our true identities.  Not Jeanna,
not The Phantom Guitarist, not even Diana."
     Having saying that, Matt locked the door &
lowered the window shade in case Diana started spying.
 Then he & Andy went to bed.
     The next morning, after having a good breakfast,
our super boys got to go horseback riding with Diana.
     "You boys look fine on horses than those polluted
motorcycles." said Jeanna as they left.
     They rode on brown horses; SC Andy rode on
Bandera, Diana rode Laredo & SC Matt rode on Hook Da
Cash!
     "This is a slow horse." complained SC Matt.
     "Jeanna got that horse cheap from a race track
after it would run away from the starting gate many
times." explained Diana.
     Later, they approached a river & got off the
horses.  As the horses drank from the river, they took
a canteen break.  When our super boys did their
business on a tree (yes, even super heroes have to
go), they heard Diana screaming!  After getting
decent, they saw a mean hombre on a horse kidnapping
Diana.  Laredo got scared & ran off!
     Our super boys got on their horses with SC Andy's
horse galloping while SC Matt's horse refused to go.
     "Come on you old nag, giddyap!" ordered SC Matt.
     "I think I got an idea." said SC Andy yelling,
"Phantom Guitarist, play some cowboy action music!"
     In the background, they heard The Phantom
Guitarist playing a fast action riff.  That caused SC
Matt's horse to ride fast as they headed to where they
captured Diana.  
     The horses lead our super boys to The 39 Ranch,
owned by Don Baloney.  They had a whole lot of stolen
horses, including the ones from The Money Grabber
Ranch.  Then the guitar music stopped as our super
boys commanded to the horses,
     "WHOA!"
     "You boys sound like Joey Lawrence!" quipped
Diana all tied up.
     Then they met Don Baloney & some ranch hands as
SC Matt approached him & ordered,
     "Return the horses back to Jeanna's ranch!"
     "Never!" said Don Baloney, "She's got delinquent
payments due of my horses she bought from my horse
ranch.  She hasn't paid her rent so me & my hombres
reposessed the horses."
     "She sent you a payment by mail!" explained
Diana.
     "The mail's that slow in these neck of the woods.
 Sometimes I get my TV Guide weeks late & my Playbabe
Magazine months late!" explained Don.  Then he got a
gun & handed it to SC Matt saying, "If you know what's
best for you, I challenge you to a showdown!"
     SC Matt placed the gun down on the ground saying,
     "Super Cool Brothers never uses any weapons
because they're wrong & don't solve anything."
     SC Matt & Don started staring @ each other like
it was a showdown.  Then they heard dramatic tympani
music being played.
     "Not The Phantom Tympanist!" groaned SC Matt.
     "No, I'm playing!" said SC Andy playing the
tympani.
     Don pulled the trigger & turned out the gun
wasn't even loaded!  SC Matt came full charge fighting
Don Baloney as SC Andy played a super tympani solo. 
Then as the hombres joined in, SC Matt got off the
tympani & started using his karate on the bad guys. 
All was getting violent until a whistle was sounded. 
It was the mailman.
     "Here's your Playbabe Magazine & a letter from
The Money Grabber Ranch." said the mailman handing Don
the letters & leaving.  Don opened that envelope &
received the delinquent payment from Jeanna.
     "I guess you're free to go, I got to cash this
check."
     "Not so fast!"
     It was Jeanna riding Laredo with the posse behind
her.  They arrested Don & the bad guys, then took all
the horses Don owned or stole.
     "Wait a minute!" snapped Jeanna, "Eleven of these
horses are mine!  But which 11?"
     "Sing, SC Matt!" ordered Diana as SC Andy untied
her.
     So SC Matt started singing the romantic ballad
Jack Hunter sang on Boy Meets World, then the 11
horses starting acting wild & crazy!
     "Those are my horses!" exclaimed Jeanna, "Every
time Diana plays SC Matt on her tape player, the
horses go wild!"
     "Looks like your romantic voice effects horses as
well!" kidded SC Andy.
     So Jeanna, SC Matt, SC Andy, with some help some
from the posse, drove the horses back to The Money
Grabber Ranch.  Jeanna's ranch was saved.
     The next day, SC Matt & SC Andy packed up & left
the ranch.  Jeanna hugged the boys & then Diana kissed
SC Matt.  Then SC Matt gave he a CD of his solo album
that she can sigh over.  Then The Phantom Guitarist
played again.
     "I got to find out who's The Phantom Guitarist."
said SC Andy.  But his brother grabbed his cape & told
him,
     "Some things are left to be a mystery."
     Then our super boys drove their motorcycles down
Farm-To-Market Road 143 & then went down U.S. 57 North
going back to Metropolitan City.
     When they reached the secret floor, they got off
their bikes & went to the freight elevator.  SC Matt
stopped the elevator & said,
     "Andy, let's change clothes here & put our super
hero outfits in our backpacks."
     Matt & Andy started undressing themselves & wore
regular clothing packing the super hero outfits away. 
Then Matt restarted the elevator & went up to 24. 
After getting off the elevator, they reached their
penthouse suite, opened the door & Andy was shocked.
     "SURPRISE!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDY!"
     Andy saw that all his friends were @ his house,
including Jennifer, who gave him a kiss.  Then he
found out that Joey arranged for this surprise party
after all.
     "Cool surprise party!" said Andy, "I thought you
forgot!"
     After blowing out the candles, everyone had some
strawberry cake with strawberry ice cream.  Andy got
some cool birthday presents as well.
     The party went on as they danced to taped music. 
Andy & Jennifer were real good dancers.  Then he
entertained his friends by playing a drum solo on his
set of drums.  Andy had a real cool birthday!
     That night after Andy took a shower, he heard The
Phantom Guitarist again.
     "Cool, it's coming from my bedroom."
     Andy raced over & was surprised to find Joey (as
Super Cool Joe) wearing a cowboy hat & some boots with
his super hero outfit, playing his Joe Roman Washborn
electric guitar.
     "You were The Phantom Guitarist?" asked Andy.
     "Yes," said Joey, "I thought I'd make a '60
Seconds on the Clock' cameo in return after Matt did
in Horse Sense.  Now were even."
     Andy groaned. Super Cool Joe played a super
guitar solo, tapping his right boot as Andy listened. 
Then he played a rhythm riff, followed by another
guitar solo.


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