Frank & the band groaned over that terrible tune.     "I only did the jingle because I was laid off 35410 a while due to a writer's strike." explained David, "If you can accept Danny Brown playing the guitar & football, than you can accept me as bowling's jingle dude."

          Anyhow, the Seattle Seahawks were on their way to the Super Bowl winning 39-21 over Cincinnati. The team wa presented with the AFC trophy in front of their fans also. When some of the players got interviewed, a linebacker named Charlie Wood (#51) came up to the podium. Charlie took the mike away from QBC's Rob Costus & yelled,

          "Your wings are going to be clipped, Eagles! You think you're full of (CUCKOO) with Danny Brown, the (CUCKOO) guitar-playing (CUCKOO) singing quarterback! Man, when we meet out on the field, I'm gonna sack Danny so hard, he won't be able to play his (CUCKOO) guitar & I'll wreck his (CUCKOO) singing voice! You're a Peter Brady canary, Danny! You either choose football or music, no room for both! You're mine!"

          Charlie then made a hand gesture that was covered for television viewers & stormed out handing the mike back to Rob.

          "I have the feeling I'm doing WWF Wrestling!" quipped Rob, "So, it'll be Seattle vs Philadelphia @ Jacksonville, Florida for QBC's swan song coverage of the Super Bowl."

          A few days later @ the Roman house, Scott came home upset because his friends made fun of him because he has a baby puppy who wears diapers.

          "Matty," said Scott coming to him, "You're getting to be a boy puppy. You need to lose the diaper."

          "Baby puppy likes diaper, even though I'm toilet trained." said Matty, "Makes me look cute."

          "Lose the diaper!" scolded Scott, then he started chasing Matty around the house. Matty tried to escape, but then Liz grabbed him asking if he wanted to play house. Scott grabbed Matty's diaper & took it off. Matty cried like a baby!

          "Liz, Scott, what's going on?" asked Lou coming out of the bedroom. Matty went over & started crying on Lou's shoulder. Lou examined Matty & found out that the baby puppy has a very bad rash!

          "Where did you get that rash?" asked Lou, "You usually have your daiper on."

          "Mom," groaned Scott, "Matty needs to grow up! He humiliates me in front of my friends wearing that diaper all the time."

          Lou decided that Matty needed to be treated for his rash. So they went to the vetranarian.

          At the vets, Matty was angry @ Scott while they waited for the doctor. When the vet saw them, Matty cried,

          "I have a very bad rash since I was born. I had to wear diapers. But Scott doesn't want me to wear diapers anymore."

          The vet examined Matty & then gave Lou some medical ointment to rub on Matty's rash daily for 10 days or until the rash is gone.

          When they came home, they found Joe upset when reading the paper.

          "I can't believe the Eagles are asking Danny to quit either football or music. Danny got ticked off about this as well."

          "Isn't there any good news?" asked Lou.

          "Yeah," said Joe, "Ray Walters got us a gig for the Saturday Super Bowl Party."

          A few days before the big game, the band arrived by plane from Philadelphia to land @ Jacksonville, Florida. Then they headed to the stadium for rehearsal, they met with a special events coordinator along with some Eagles executives.

          "So you're the band Danny Brown worships." said an executive, "We've instructed Danny to stay away from you until after the Super Bowl. Danny's a football quarterback, not a guitarist. We have to protect the NFL's, the Eagles football & Danny's image."

          Then they added, "You disobey us, we'll send all of you to jail."

    When going on the field, the band saw their instruments set up for practice. But Fred & the two drummers were upset.

          "Where's my marimba?"

     "Where's our tympanis?"

          The coordinator explained, "You guys will be doing one song on the telecast. We ask that we have less instruments. The marimba doesn't fit with pop music. Fred, you'll have to share the vibes with Ben."

          "Hey!" complained Eric, "That tympani happens to be our trademark! Girls screm over me & Cody when we show our magnificanet bods playing."

          "Tough!" he snapped, "The streak is over!" The band started rehearsing their number despite the changes made. Fred, Eric & Cody were bitter over those plans.

          The day before the Super Bowl arrived & both teams practiced. As Danny was about to change, he met up with a husky Eagles executive wearing shades.

          "What do you want?" asked Danny, "You want me to pawn my guitar?"

          "Mr. Brown." he said, "We thought it over. It would be a good gesture that you get to jam with The White Angels."

          "Why?" asked Danny.

          "Mr. Brown, please accept our apologies for making you give up music. You're a real role model. Keep your football uniform on & get ready to jam."

          Danny went into the locker room & as he did, the executive took off his shades & it was Charlie Wood in disguise!

          "I'm killing three birds with one stone; The White Angels, The Philadelphia Eagles & Danny Brown!"

          That Saturday evening, the Super Bowl party was telecast featuring various performers. As The White Angels were about to perform (they wore football uniforms for that gig), they saw somebody drive a police motorcycle on the field. The person got off, weny up stage & took off his helmet."

          "Danny Brown!" said Frank, "You'll get us into trouble!"

          "Chill!" he said strapping Bart's guitar, "The Eagles execs did a total u-turn & told me I can play."

          The band played their number while singing in unison. Fans were upset when they saw Fred & Ben sharing the vibes, also having no tympani on stage. Danny played a cool guitar solo, but fans booed him. Security arrived & made them stop the music. The Eagles executives fined Danny $25,000 for violating curfew, then arrested him & the band sending them off to jail.

          Back @ the Romans, Scott was laying on his bed feeling sad for what he did to Matty. Then someone came up to him licking his face.

          "I thought you were mad @ me for taking your diaper." said Scott.

          "My very bad rash is gone," explained Matty, "I don't have to wear diapers anymore. But am I still your baby puppy?"

          Scott hugged Matty as his question was answered.

    "You're my friend, a boy dog." said Scott, "Next year, you'll be a teenager & two dog years, you'll be like Uncle Brian drinking martinis. You don't have to be a baby to impress me, you gotta grow."

          "I don't like martinis, I'll stick to orange sodas." said Matty.

          Then he & Matty went downstairs to the kitchen to have a snack. Scott had a pocket pizza while Matty had dog treats & they both drank orange soda. Matty lapped his soda from a giant martini glass.

          In jail, we find Danny & the band stewing as David's playing his harmonica. Danny told the band that he met an Eagles executive who told him he could play. But it turned out to be a trick, none of the executives were husky.

          Super Bowl Sunday @ Jacksonville, fans were waiting to see Philadephia play Seattle while QBC had their scrapbook of NFL memories. Roger Webber (#2) was Philadelphia's back-up quarterback.

          During the 2nd quarter, Charlie Wood taunted the Eagles trashing Danny Brown. In one play, the Eagles were @ their own 5 yard line. Roger Wsnapped the ball & as he was about to throw it from the goal line, Charlie sacked him to score a safety for Seattle. As Roger got up, Charlie said,

          "Too bad Danny Canary can't be here to see this after I framed him & his musical sissies sending them to jail!"

          Roger started beating the crap out of him & the other Eagles heard his confession. The referees had to step in, break up the fight & then Roger explained what happened. Charlie denied everything until a husky security guard spotted him & told the refs he witnessed the meeting & had pictures.

          The referee made this announcement. "Unsportsmanlike conduct, #51, defense, blackmailing. He is ejected from the game. Safety counts!"

          The Eagles executives got word what just happened & went quickly downtown to jail to bail Danny & the band out.

          When the warden released them, Danny was surprised that it's the executives. They informed them that they were innocent & free to go. They lifted the fine for Danny as well.

          "We got to rush you over to the stadium. Seattle's leading 11-7."

          "Not so fast," said Danny, "I'll play in the Super Bowl on this condition. Quit dissin my music! You want me to play, accept the fact I also play the guitar & sing."

          "It's a deal." groaned the executives.

          They rushed over to the stadium by police escort. Danny & Joe got to drive police motorcycles with policemen hanging on.

          It's the 3rd quarter that Danny entered the game. The fans were glad to see Danny back on the field. The Eagles were finally playing their best scoring touchdowns & field goals while the band watched from a private box booth Danny had for them.

          Then after the 4th quarter, Philadelphia won over Seattle 28-22. Fans in Philadelphia were celebrating their Super Bowl win as they were presented with the trophy, t-shirts & caps. Rob Costus was all teary-eyed because it was QBC's last Super Bowl & that QBC replaced football with horse racing.

          The nest day @ New York City, Danny Brown made an appearance on the morning news show, America's Wake Up Call. Danny talked about his Super Bowl performance & win, then mentioned about his music career he'll focus on off season.