In Metropolitan City, there was a chase going along I-44 East/U.S. 57 North. The police were chasing a white car speeding resisting arrest. Then Super Cool Joe & Super Cool Matt joined the police driving their motorcycles. They raced along the freeway catching up to the white car forcing it to pull over. Then they got off the bikes & SC Joe went over to them asking,

          "Are you speeding because you're expecting a baby?"

          "Screw you, SC Joe!" snapped the suspect.

    SC Joe got him out of the car & ordered SC Matt to open the trunk. But then his friend started fighting him while SC Joe fought the suspect. The police arrived to break up the fight. SC Matt opened the trunk of the car to discover there were drugs! The two dudes were arrested & the police thanked our super brothers for arriving on the scene.

          "Man, that was awesome action!" said SC Matt getting on his motorcycle, "Too bad Andy's away with his friends @ The Money Grabber Ranch."

          "Let's go back home." said SC Joe.

          So our super boys drove their motorcycles taking the next exit to use a u-turn. Then they went down I-44 West/U.S. 57 South. When they did, SC Joe's bike started acting up & broke down. So they pulled over to the curb. Then a policeman helped out by wiring a tow truck to get SC Joe's motorcycle.

          When the bike was taken to the police repair shop, SC Joe hopped on SC Matt's motorcycle as SC Matt drove home going down Liberty to reach N. Main St.

          Along N. Main when stopping @ a red light, they see a motorcycle/sidecar pulled along next to them.

          "Wow! SC Joe & Matt!" said the driver, "Your Super Cool 4000's awesome!"

          "You got a cool bike yourself." said SC Matt, "Drive safe!"

          Green light came & both bikes drove off. But let's focus on the motorcycle/sidecar. The driver's name is John Beckett while the person riding in the sidecar is Jeremy Beckett. They are twin brothers who share an apartment while holding down a job. When they arrived @ their apartment, they started arguing.

          "How could you talk to The Super Cool Brothers?" asked Jeremy, "Good thing you didn't blab about what we do on Saturday nights."

          "Look," John reasoned, "We're only doing this to raise money so we could get ahead & go to college."

          When the Becketts entered the apartment, they go & check their bedroom closet. In it besides their regular clothes were SC Joe & SC Matt costumes. Were they robbers impersonating our heroes to frame them? NO!

          To answer your question, the scene switches to Saturday night. Along the popular Houston Ave. strip were clubs, fancy restaurants & strip joints. One such strip club's called Dames Delights, a male strip club for female patrons only.

          At Dames Delight, we find women screaming over the last act. Then the manager comes out & announced, "Are you ready to be rescued?" girls scream, "Get ready to get down & rock cause here they are, Metropolitan City's very own legends, Super Cool Joe & Super Cool Matt!"

          The curtain opened as girls screamed. SC Joe (John) played his electric guitar while SC Matt (Jeremy) played the drums & they both sang the theme song. Then Jeremy played a drum solo, followed by John's guitar solo. The girls in the audience didn't really care that the real SC Matt doesn't play the drums & that their hair was blonde.

          The brothers got off the instruments & started dancing to taped music. Then they took off the capes, sneakers, shirts & pants. When they were down to their briefs, girls started putting money in their briefs while dancing. Then they exposed themselves!

          In the audience near the bar, an off-duty police officer thought it was degrading to illegally use the costumes for a strip show.

          Days later @ the Metropolitan City Police headquarters, they were having a meeting as Marshall Brady talked,

          "We got a report of a pervert who's impersonating an officer making out with female violators. It's against the law impersonating a police officer that way & I want him behind bars!"

          Marshall Brady saw that policewoman's hand raised & asked, "Does that go for deputized officers?"

     One of her police friends kidded, "She probably saw SCB impersonaters taking it off @ a strip joint!"

          "Quiet!" snapped Marshall Brady asking the officer, "Are you really making this up?"

          The policewoman explained what happened @ Dames Delights. The club uses SC Joe & SC Matt outfits illegally as part of the strip act. She points out it will ruin their image as super hero officers.

          "Then next Saturday, we raid the place. We'll have to notify the SCB what's going on."

          Saturday afternoon, Joey ordered Andy to go on a date with Jennifer.

          "Can't I be a part of this story? Can't I have one line?" asked Andy.

          "You had your one line. Now go out on that date, this adventure doesn't involve you."

          "Aww man," groaned Andy, "Nail those strippers for me! Hey, I read the script!"

          Joey was about to get after Andy until he left the penthouse. Then he & Matt changed into their super hero outfits & went on the Super Cool 4000 with SC Joe driving & SC Matt in the sidecar.

          At Dames Delights, the girls went wild as SC Joe & SC Matt got ready to perform. This time, Jeremy played the guitar & John played the drums. After their number, they started stripping to the girls delight. But when they were in their briefs, the police raided the place! The boys took their clothing & went to a dressing room to escape while the female audience were forced out of the club by the police or they'd be arrested.

            When the Becketts left through the back entrance, they suddenly got into a fight with the real SC Joe & Matt.

          "What makes you think you can ruin our rep stripping in the super hero outfits?" angered SC Joe.

          SC Matt told his brother that they're the same brothers they met on N. Main. The SCB booked John & Jeremy, made them take off the outfits & were arrested for impersonating officers of the law. The other strippers & the manager were taken down to the police station as well.

          At police headquarters, the strippers (fully clothed) were placed in a cell as Marshall Brady grilled the manager.

          "What gave you the right to have your boys wear SCB outfits?"

          "I don't have to answer that," snapped the manager, "Why don't you pick on your sisters, Jan & Cindy?

          Marshall Brady got his club out & said,"If you don't give me a straight answer, I'll hit you with this!"

          The manager confessed that he made those outfits & wanted to attract an audience for his club. And he drafted John & Jeremy to perform in the costumes since they were the only dudes who had musical talent.

          About hours later, the strippers were free to go after a $50 bail while the manager was placed in jail for 6 months for illegally using the SCB outfits.

          Days past & the bailiff had John & Jeremy released. They couldn't believe that SC Joe & SC Matt bailed out the impersonating brothers.

          "Sarge O'Ryan told us why you did it." said SC Joe, "We're willing to drop the charges if you leave Metropolitan City, get a real job or go to college."

          "I got a better idea..." said Jeremy, "How about we settle this @ the speedway track & race our motorcycle/sidecars?"

          "No!" snapped SC Joe.

          "Let's do it," reasoned SC Matt, "If you win, we'll let you stay in Metropolitan City provided you get a better life. If we win, you'll leave Metropolitan City."

          So they agreed. However, John told our super heroes to lose the super powers on the SC 4000 so it could be a fair race.

          At the speedway track, the two motorcycle/sidecars lined up with SC Matt/John driving with SC Joe/Jeremy in the sidecars. It was a 20 lap race & on the 10th lap, the driver & rider had to switch places.

          SC Andy acted as flag waver & judge. They zoomed along the track when SC Andy lowered the green flag. SC Matt & John were driving wild each time passing each other. Then after the 10th lap, they switched places with SC Joe & Jeremy driving with SC Matt & John in the sidecars. Jeremy starts driving like a maniac, takes the checkered flag, winning the race, beating the SCB!

          "Aww man!" groaned SC Joe, "Can't believe those brothers beat us!"

          SC Andy told them it was a fair race & the Becketts won. The Becketts got to stay in Metropolitan City & promised the SCB they'll find a better job.

          Two months later (SC Joe's bike was fixed), Metropolitan City held its annual Kids Fest complete with live entertainment, rides, fun, food & much more.

  The SCB were performing a concert for the fest.  

  Hours later on stage, they saw a pair of drum sets along with a pair of tympanis in between. One bass drum head had "JOHN BECKETT", the other head, "JEREMY BECKETT". Then they came out.

          "Hey dudes, I'm John Beckett & this is my brother, Jeremy Beckett."

          "John & I believe that beating up people doesn't solve anything. So when we don't beat up each other since we're brothers, we take out our frustrations on a set of drums."

          "Jeremy & I also belong in the Drugs to Drums Club. Say no to drugs & get high on the drums!"

          The Becketts went over to their drums & played a snare drum roll together, then John played a drum solo followed by Jeremy's drum solo. Then as Jeremy played, John played a tympani solo. When John was through, he handed the mallets to Jeremy so he could play a tympani solo. Then when Jeremy was through, the brothers played & ended with a cool drum solo. The SCB were proud of the Becketts!