At junior high, we find Andy Nicholson & Jennifer kissing under a tree. They didn't care what others thought about that relationship. Just then, a motorcycle pulls over & Andy's impressed with his bike.

          "Cool bike!"

          "Shut up!" he said, then addressed Jennifer, "Hop on, sis."

          "Cool it Jock."

     "Jock?" asked Andy.

          "My name's Josh!" he said, "They nickname me Jock. Let's go, I'm in a Jake Richardson mood, a really bad mood!"

          Jen hopped on & her brother drove her home. When they arrive home, Josh explains to his sister that he's one sport shy of being named high school jock of the year.

          "Big deal!" snapped Jen, "You do football, baseball, basketball, swimming, track. What have you got to do?"

          "Bowling!" moaned Josh, "I've only bowled a few times & am not that good."

          "Maybe someone can help." said Jen, "The SCB will be bowling an exhibition. I'd love to see Super Cool Andy bowl."

          At the 7-10 Lanes, the Nicholsons are enjoying a game of bowling. Matt's the best bowler with Joe 2nd & Andy 3rd. When Andy bowled, he threw a good shot, but left the 7 pin.

          "Strike!" said Andy.

          "Andy, you got to convert the 7 pin." said Matt, "This isn't no-tap bowling."

          "You play no-tap?" asked Joe.

          "Yeah," explained Andy, "No-tap is where 9 pins count as a strike. They do have no-tap contests."

          "Get the 7!" said Joe, "We're not playing no-tap."

          Andy lined up, threw the ball & it ended up in the gutter.

          While they were bowling, Jennifer came by & discovered that Andy does bowl. So she talks to him & tells about what Josh had to do in order to be high school jock of the year.

          The next day when Andy went over to Jennifer's, Andy saw pictures of Josh on the wall of the stair bannister. Josh wore #81 in football, #45 in basketball, #2 in baseball & looked cool in Guts. He then heard rock guitar music going. So Andy followed the sound & knocked on the door.

          "It's open."

          Andy went in & saw Josh playing a green hollowed bodied guitar.

          "Cool guitar." Josh stops playing.

          "What do you want? Jennifer's not here."

    "I came to see you." said Andy, "If you want to be high school jock of the year, maybe I can help you."

          "You're gonna teach me to bowl?" he asked, "What's in it for you?"

          "Maybe you could teach me some guitar riffs. I'm learning to play the guitar myself. You play in a band?"

          "Yeah, jazz band." Josh plays a swing beat strumming chords. "This is the only guitar I got, I play jazz & rock."

          "Do you have any bowling equipment?"

     "Too expensive." said Josh.

     "Why not try Q-Mart." said Andy.

          So Josh & Andy boarded a crosstown bus heading to Q-Mart. When they arrived, they went over to sporting goods searching for bowling equipment. Q-Mart offered a 20% discount on bowling gear. So Josh bought a bowling bag, bowling shoes & a 12# green bowling ball.

  The store even drilled the holes for Josh.

    "Not bad, $65 total, compared to $200 @ pro shops." said Josh, "Let's go bowling."

          At the 7-10 Lanes, Josh tried to bowl. He even bounced his ball onto another lane.

          "Watch it mac!" yelled a neighboring bowler.     Andy started giving Josh some tips on how to bowl. Josh still ended up with gutter balls, so Andy had to get a bumper bowl lane. Josh started getting a little better.

          At the penthouse, Joey & Matt were chillin watching the tube. Just then as they finished a music video, Joey turned to the local news. Nancy Kay reported,

          "Our top story, John B. Dickinson was arrested for marrying people illegally. He used many alias from Parson Larson to Parson Brown."

          "Parson Brown!?" yelled Joey & Matt.

          "That means we never married Wonder Babe & Warrior Girl." said Joey.

          Nancy then said,

          "One of these illegal weddings was of SC Joe & SC Matt's wedding to Wonder Babe & Warrior Girl. Where have the girls disappeared to? To Misfit Land? Looks like SC Joe & Matt are single again!"

          At the Money Grabber Ranch, Diana-Michelle Valverde screamed over that.

          Days later, SC Andy was patroling the streets when he saw a carful of teens attack Josh. SC Andy went over to protect Josh, but those rowdy teens knocked SC Andy off his bike. They laughed while driving off. Josh went over to help him out. But Josh then discovers when SC Andy took off his helmet, Josh put 2 & 2 together.

          "I can't believe my girlfriend is dating SC Andy! You're Andy Nicholson!" exclaimed Josh.

          "You better not tell anyone." said SC Andy.     "I'll blackmail you!"

          SC Andy then got up & started fighting Josh.    

"Hey! Chill! I was only teasing!" said Josh, "Those goons in the car were trying to injure me so I wouldn't able to bowl. You saved my life. Why not come over."

          Andy was @ Jennifer's house as Josh was teaching him guitar riffs. Andy mentions that he plays in the SCB Band.

          The day of the bowling match happened. People got to see the SCB bowl in an exhibition. Of course, our super trio took off their capes so it wouldn't get in their way. SC Matt really bowled a great game! After the exhibition, the big high school bowling match happened.

          "Would you get to my scene already?" asked Diana.     "OK." I said, Josh did win the match & the title of high school jock of the year.

          When they left the alley, SC Matt was tackled by Diana.

          "I'm so glad you're single!" she said, "Take me away!"

          So SC Matt had Diana hop on as he drove his motorcycle out towards U.S. 287 South.

          "I better follow them." said SC Joe.

     SC Joe drove his bike.

          SC Matt & Diana were headed to Beach City where he parked @ the pier. SC Matt then changed into his super hero summer outfit while Diana changed to a bikini. Then he took her down the pier to where the SC Watercycles are docked. They wore life preservers as SC Matt drove the watercycle out of shore.

          SC Joe saw from a distance where SC Matt was. So he changed into his summer outfit & grabbed a watercycle as well.

          There was a desert island where our super heroes relaxed. SC Matt & Diana parked the waterbike. Then they started making hot sexy love on the beach! SC Joe arrived & asked,

          "What about Ricky Martin & that Freddy dude?"

    "Who cares, as long as SC Matt's single, I love him!" says Diana, "He's a hunk with a body & a romantic singing voice who also plays the guitar!"

          "Joe, leaves us alone." says SC Matt, "I think I'm in love with Diana!"

          So SC Matt started singing to her as she melted like butter!