SCB: Escape to Vampire Island
co-written by Diana-Michelle Valverde & Larry J. Hall

          It's Halloween & Matt Nicholson got done getting his costume on. He's going to be Angel, the vampire with a soul from the TV show Angel, I love that show!

          And Joey Nicholson walks in dressed in that same costume that Matt is wearing. They both shout,

          "You're wearing my costume!"

          So Matt thinks that Joe's going to win me over by dressing up as Angel, then Andy Nicholson enters wearing a Spy Kids costume & stops the argument.

          "Cool! 2 vampires to kill."

          So they come into the living room & they were waiting for me & here I come as Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Matt tells me that I look very beautiful as Buffy & Joe says the same thing.

          "Thank you." she says, "But why do I have 2 Angels?"

          Matt & Joe started arguing again. I tried to stop them, but the doorbell rang. I said,

          "Look, I'll deal with you boys later after I deal with the Trick or Treaters."

          So I got the bowl full of candies, opened the door & said,

          "Hel...lo."

     And a good looking Latin Vampire said,

     "Hola Buffy."

          "Ricky Martin! What are you doing here?"     "I'm Angel, the good vampire. And I come for you."

          The Nicholsons are in their costumes came to see who's @ the door & Ricky asked,

          "Why is Joey & Matt wearing my costume?"     I said, "Oh boy, here we go again!"

          "Trying to win Diana back Ricky?" asked Joey.     They started arguing over again & I said, "OK. Look one of you is going to be Angel & a couple of you are to be 2 vampires that I'm going to slay."

          Andy suggested, "I know how to settle this. Matt, you & Diana are a couple right? So Matt, you be Angel."

          Joe asks, "How come Matt gets to be angel, Spy Kid?"

          "Because Buffy & Angel are a hot couple & so are Matt & Diana. Looks like you & Ricky will have to be the evil vampires." explained Andy.

          "Okay," I said, "Shall we get going so we won't be late for the party."

          So we went all went on the boat & get this, we got lost & I pointed to a lost island up ahead. We got off the boat & read the sign that said, "Welcome to Vampire Island." & we all got pretty spooked.

          Then, something bad happens. It was so foggy, it casts spells. The fog turns into what they're dressed for Halloween, except for Andy. We got lost, I held on the Matt & we fell. And something weird happens to us. I turn to Matt & said,

          "Angel."

          "Buffy." says Matt & we hugged & kissed.

    Andy is like, "What's happening to you, Matt & Diana?"

     "Who's Diana?" I said.

     "Who's Matt? I'm Angel & she's Buffy."

          "Welcome to Vampire Island. Time to slay."

    So Buffy & Angel, I mean Matt & I searched for vampires for a half an hour & they needed a break. So we made out. And then me & Matt (Buffy & Angel) heard a noise & there was an evil angel (Joey) flying behind Angel (Matt) & I said,

          "Angel, look out!"

     And then Matt said while he's fighting,

     "Buffy, behind you!"

          And I was pushed down by another evil vampire (Ricky Martin).

          Meanwhile, Andy spotted a castle & entered the spooky place. There in the parlour room, he spotted a mummy playing eerie music on an old organ.

          "Can you play anything cool?" asked Andy.

    The mummy stopped playing, turned around & said,    

"So Spy Kid, you think you can rescue your friends! I'll have them kill one another. As for you, you're my prisoner!"

          The mummy started chasing Andy all around the haunted house! They went upstairs chasing along the halls, then Andy slid down the bannister & noticed a secret panel that got rid of the stairs. The mummy fell down & landed on the ground floor.

          "You're no match for me mummy!" said Andy, "This Spy Kid's going to change!"

          Andy undressed himself to have his Super Cool Andy costume underneath! SC Andy grabbed his wraparound & undid the mummy to reveal that he's...

          "Freddy, Ricky Martin's guitarist!"

          "Yeah, I wanted Diana for myself since she likes Matt, but also likes Joe & Ricky! I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you, SC Andy!"

          SC Andy grabbed his right arm & twisted it while asking how he could get his friends back to normal. Freddy confessed the antidote.

          SC Andy started playing "Livin La Vida Loca" on the organ. Playing a cool sexy tune was the antidote.

  Diana, Matt, Joey & Ricky were back to their normal selves.

          When they were back on the boat, Joey said that being vampires was too scary after that adventure. So he & Matt get out of the vampire outfits & wore their Super Cool Joe & Super Cool Matt costumes to the Halloween party.

          After reaching shore, they went to their motorcycles (SC Joe drove with Ricky holding on, SC Matt drove with Diana on back & SC Andy drove with Freddy on the back).

          At the Halloween party, SC Matt & Diana danced while Ricky Martin sang, with SC Joe & Freddy dueling it out on electric guitars & SC Andy on the drums.

          After that song, SC Matt goes up, grabs his electric guitar & starts playing & singing a cool, eeire tune for Halloween. Diana still liked Matt's romantic singing voice!


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