The SCB; End of the Road

          At the end of a school day @ junior high, we find Andy Nicholson kissing his girlfriend, Jennifer. But the kiss doesn't last that long when he hears a motorcycle revving.

          "Sorry Jen, have to go." said Andy as he spotted Matt Nicholson on his red ninja motorcycle. Andy hops behind him then Matt drives off. As they're driving, Andy say, "Boy, I miss driving."

          "It was your choice, not mine." said Matt.     Just then, a motorcycle cop is on their tail. Matt slows down as the cop pulls him over. The cop goes over to them & Andy says,

          "Hey Joe!"

          It was Joey Nicholson in a motorcycle cop's uniform.

          "Why did you stop me for?" asked Matt.

          "Just wanted to let you know I'll be late tonight." said Joey, "I'm very disappointed in you Matt!"

          "It's my choice!"

     HOLD IT!!! WHAT'S GOING ON?

          To let you know, go back a month ago @ the Nicholson apartment. Joey's having a meeting with his brothers.

          "Guys, the SCB's finished!" says Joey as the other brothers were shocked. Joey explained,

          "Burb Records released us from our contract, David Feagan Comics has discontinued SCB comic publication & Lazy's stopped our toy merchandising. It's like we're has-been super heroes, a fad on the internet."

          "So what now?" asked Andy.

          "Sarge O'Ryan is letting me join the Metropolitan City Motorcycle Cop Police force. I'll be fighting crime without that super hero outfit. Andy can be a normal teenager now since he'll be going to high school soon. And you'll get your license to drive soon. Matt can get on with his own life, maybe he can join the force."

          "No!" Matt said, "I like being Super Cool Matt! If this is going to be a solo, then be it! I like fighting crime in the costume, driving my motorcycle & playing guitar & singing cool tunes. If nothing else, Diana likes me!"

          "Matt," Andy said, "I didn't mind playing the drums & tympani in a super hero costume when I was a kid & pre-teen, but I look foolish as a teenager. You gotta grow up, I am."

          "Joe, I'm keeping the Super Cool 4000 for myself." said Matt, "I can't believe this has happened!"

          Now were back to the present. We find Super Cool Matt driving the SC 4000 alone. He heard that there was a fire @ the Money Grabber Ranch. But when he arrived, there was no fire to be found.

          Just then, Jeanna Clara came to SC Matt saying,     "You got to hurry, the fire's @ the barn stable where we keep the horses."

     "Are the horses OK?"

     "They're out. But Diana's trapped!"

          SC Matt runs over to the barn & found that there was no fire @ all. It turns out that it was nothing but a...

          "Surprise! Happy b-day, SC Matt!"

          His brothers & friends were there along with Diana-Michelle Valverde. She went over to him & started kissing him passionately!

          "Happy birthday, super hunk!" she sighed, "I'm glad you're the sole surviving SCB left. Would you sing for me? And please no guitar."

          "Diana," SC Matt said, "If I don't play guitar, Larry will cry like Lucy!"

          "Let him cry." snapped Diana.

          So SC Matt sang a cool romantic tune to Diana while she sighed. She still thought he had the romantic singing voice of the boys.

          "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" I cried.

    SC Matt grabs his electric guitar & tells Diana,     "I better play my guitar or Larry will dehydrate like Mr. Jolly, the cat!"

          So SC Matt played guitar with the band & started singing as well. SC Matt's still the super guitarist he was. After the song, he had some birthday cake & ice cream with Diana.

          Then Ricky Martin shocked Diana by playing electric guitar & singing with his lead guitarist, Freddy.

          "You don't play the guitar Ricky!"

          "Freddy taught me. If SC Matt can woo you with a guitar, so can I."

          Ricky started playing a guitar solo followed by Freddy playing a guitar solo.


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