Matt was coming back home from the tuxedo shop, wearing a white
tuxedo home. He saw Andy in his Super Cool Andy costume, sitting on
a stool, behind his snare drum.
"What do you think?" asked Matt, "You think Bethany will like it?"
"Awesome!" said SC Andy, "Joe, Matt's home!"
Joe also wore his super hero outfit having a paper bag over his
head.
"What's with the paper bag?" asked Matt
"Matt," said Super Cool Joe, "If you're gonna change, I am too.
Hit it Andy!"
Andy played a snare drum roll as SC Joe took off his paper sack.
SC Joe grew a full beard! SC Andy crashed a cymbal!
"That's not all," he said, "Brushes, Andy!"
SC Andy put down the sticks & picked up the brushes. As he did,
Joe strapped on his electric guitar. Andy played cool & fast on the
snare drum. Joe tapped his foot & played jazz guitar, soloing, chunking
chords. Even though Matt liked Joe's jazz guitar music, he complained,
"We're a rock group, not a jazz band! I can only play rock
guitar!"
"Learn to adjust, Matt!" said SC Joe as they stopped playing, "Were
a jazz band, not a rock group. No more singing either!"
"You're just jealous because Bethany loves me, not you!" said Matt,
"I deserve some happiness too."
"If it wasn't for Larry, you'd be banned from musical performances
until 2007!" said SC Joe, taking off his guitar.
"Fine!" yelled Matt, "You may be the most popular, but you're
nothing but a (CUCKOO)!"
Matt & SC Joe started fighting as SC Andy tried to break it up. SC
Andy had to use his karate on the boys to break it up.
Just then, the SC phone rang. SC Joe & Matt raced to pick up the
phone, but SC Andy got it. Instead of hearing the Sargeant, they heard,
"Stupid Cooky Brudders!"
"Cobra!" they said, "Where's the sarge?"
"Me & The Serpents kidnap the sarge @ the speedway track! We
challenge you to a motorcycle race. Come if you dare!"
"Stay home, SC Andy." said SC Joe.
"Bring that bratty super hero along or else!" said Cobra.
"Joe," said Matt, "If I win this race, I'll marry Bethany."
"If I or another wins, call off the wedding." said SC Joe.
"TIME TO FIGHT CRIME!"
Since Joe & Andy had their outfits on, Matt changed into Super
Cool
Matt. Then they drove their motorcycles over to the speedway track.
When they arrived, they found The Serpents on the track.
"Where's the sarge?" asked SC Joe as Cobra showed him he was
tied
up.
"Listen, jerks!" said Cobra, "Since we didn't get to challenge you
in the last fanfic, we're gonna have a motorcycle race. Six Serpents vs
Two Stupid Heroes."
"What about me?" whined SC Andy. Then he saw a kid driving a
junior Super Cool Joe motorcycle.
"Man, that's a $10,000 bike!" he said as the kid got off & stood
next to Cobra.
"Stupid Cook Andy, meet my nephew Snake. You're not the only
kid with a motorcycle license."
"You're toast, boy super hero!" said Snake, "I'll beat him, Uncle
Cobra."
"5 laps on the track." said Cobra, "This is part of a doubleheader.
Our juniors go first. Now for a surprise."
Cobra snapped his fingers & tv cameras could be found on the
speedway course. And in the press box, QBC's faithful sportscaster,
Rob Costus.
"Hello, I'm Rob Costus. When other networks cost us (bad pun)
pro football, basketball & baseball, QBC Sports is left with The
Breather's Plate Horse Racing, Wimpleton Tennis & The Professional
Bowling League! Now we got motorcycle racing. Today on QBC, we
got a doubleheader day.
First we got a 5 lap race with Cobra's nephew Snake vs Super Cool
Andy."
Snake & SC Andy lined up as Cobra waved the gren flag. The
junior motorcyclists battled each other. SC Andy tried hard to catch
Snake.
"How could these 2 drive so good even though they're too young to
have a driver's license?" asked Rob, "Hey, it's only a fanfic."
On the 3rd lap, a Serpent poured oil on the track to make SC Andy
crash. He didn't see SC Matt behind him as he punched him & fought
him.
However, Snake fell fro the trap & skidded off the road. Then he
crashed into the hay & fell off the bike. SC Andy stopped & went to
help Snake.
"Go on," he said painfully, "Win the race & beat me."
"No." said SC Andy, "I care for others. There was no trophy or
money @ stake."
SC Andy got his motorcycle back on the track, but Snake sprained
his arm! Cobra rushed to see his ailing nephew as SC Joe was proud of
SC Andy. SC Matt had a Serpent with him saying,
"Tell your biker friend not to mess the track up!"
"How could you, Uncle Cobra?" yelled Snake, "I wanted to beat him
fair & square! I don't wanna be a Serpent! I'll join The SC Brothers
Fan Club! I'm through with motorcycles, SC Andy, you can have my
bike!"
"Cool! Super junior motorcycle!" exlaimed SC Andy, "Let me drive
you to the hospital."
Snake held on as SC Andy drove his new junior motorcycle to the
hospital.
Just then, The Serpents noticed that the sarge escaped. Who let
him free? Another Brotherly Love motorcycle drove by with a person in
a solid yellow outfit with orange cape, cuffs & shoes. The chest logo
read S-COOL-B.
"Super Cool Bethany!" exclaimed SC Matt.
"Great, a female heroine!" groaned SC Joe.
"You need a woman to fight women!" said Super Cool Bethany, "I
released the sarge. And I came here to motorcycle race."
So now there were 6 Serpents & 3 SC Heroes. However, another
motorcycle racer entered the track.
"Who are you?"
"Just call me Racer O!" he said.
"Another bad pun," pointed Costus, "A Speed Racer parody of
Racer X. I guess he got the idea from watching Tic Tac Dough or
Hollywood Squares!"
After the oil spill was takedn care of, the race began. SC Andy
came back to wave the flag!
The motorcycle race went 24 laps. It was action packed as The
Serpents, Racer O & The Super Cool Team fought.
On the 12th lap, Viper approached SC Matt & tried to knock him
off. SC Bethany came to his rescue. However, Viper charged @ SC
Bethany & knocked her off the track. At the same time, Cobra got a
real gun out & shot SC Matt's front tire & caused him to crash!
"NO!" screamed SC Joe, as he went to help out his brother & the
police sargeant's daughter. SC Andy dialed 911 on a payphone.
However, the police arrived & had the race called off. The
Serpents were arrested & Racer O won by default. Racer O was Joe
Roman!
The ambulance arrived as paramedics took SC Matt & Bethany to
the hospital.
At the hospital, Matt & Bethany's brusies were bandaged. They
shared a room together.
"Matt." whispered Bethany.
"Yeah Bethany."
"Being an undercover cop's fine. I'd make a lousy super hero. I
can't marry you Matt!"
"Why?" he asked.
"I got a better offer @ another city to be a better cop. I don't
want to break up the team. Besides, teenaged girls would cry if we got
married. You boys have each other. I came too strong on you. A boy
doesn't look for that in a girl."
"Bethany?" Matt asked, "If you had been on our team & our rock
band, what instrument would you have played?"
"Bass guitar."
Joey, Andy & the Sarge visited them every day on visiting hours
until a week later, they got out of the hospital.
Back @ Joey's penthouse, Joey showed Matt his newly finished
motorcycle. But Matt was still sad that Bethany dumped him.
"I quit being a SC Brother!" exlaimed Matt, "It's not worth it!"
"Matt, come to the band room." ordered Joey.
Matt went to the band room, grabbed his guitar & put it back in the
guitar case. Then he placed a sticker on the guitar case that said, "DO
NOT OPEN TILL 2007!"
"Matt, you're being ridiculous." said Joey as Matt rushed to his
bedroom & packed a suitcase full of clothes. Then Joey said in a
sarcastic voice,
"Baby gonna run away?"
"Yes!" yelled Matt, "From now on, you two are a duo! I'm getting a
real job! No more brothers, motorcycles, guitar & that ugly green
outfit! From now on, I'm startin fresh! Good-bye forever!"
Matt took all his money & credit cards out of his wallet & left
penniless! Andy was crying all because of his brothers fighting.
Then the SC Phone rang as Joey answered it,
"Super Cool Duo."
"This isn't an emergency." the sarge explained, "I thought Matt
should come to the airport to say good-bye to Bethany. She got a
better job @ another city."
"That's why Matt's upset." said Andy.
"Sarge, Matt ran away!" said Joe, "He left everything behind. Who
knows where he's at?"
Matt was @ a homeless shelter. He had soup & water for dinner.
Then as Matt lied in bed, he heard a kid making motorcycle noises. He
looked across & saw an 8 year old boy playing with a Super Cool Matt
action figure, driving his toy motorcycle. He had the action figure
battle an evil monster. Matt thought it was cute.
"The evil drug monster's defeated." said the kid. Then he put a
toy electric guitar on the action figure. Had the figure play as he
made guitar noises, then sang,
"Super Cool Matt's strong as he can be. That's because my body's drug
free!" Then he made some guitar noises, doing a guitar solo.
"Marcos." called his mother, "Put the toys away, time for bed."
Marcos picked up his toys & placed them under the bed. He held
his SC Matt figure saying,
"You're my favorite SC Brother. I like green & the way you sing.
Please don't ever quit the team." Then he fell asleep with the toy.
Matt was crying for joy & was touched. He had to go back home.
He walked toward an alley as two winos jumped him. All was lost for
Matt until 2 motorcycles approached. They left when they saw SC Joe
& Andy.
SC Joe had Matt held on to him as they drove back home.
The next day @ breakfast, Joe & Andy talked to Matt.
"Matt, you should've told us Bethany's leaving." said Joey.
"You & Andy would've cheered to ruin my hapiness." said Matt,
"Joey, Andy, I wanna be a SC Brother again! A kid @ the homeless
shelter realised how important I am."
"That's a start." said Andy.
"Matt, I'm going back to the 5:00 shadow beard. But I was teasing
about the jazz band. Let's stick to rock."
Joey gave Matt his newly mended SC Matt outfit. Matt put it on &
headed to the motorcycles. In between SC Joe's Bike & SC Andy's
new bike was a cover. Joey had Matt pull it as Andy played a snare
drum
roll. SC Matt had his own SC Joe type motorcycle. So he grabbed a
helmet & took it out for a test drive.
SC Matt drove over to the homeless shelter & found Marcos
playing
with his toys.
"TIME TO FIGHT CRIME!" he said.
"WOW! It's Super Cool Matt!" said Marcos. But his mother was
doubtful.
"You're a bum! You better leave before I call the police!"
SC Matt showed her his police badge. His mother knew it was the
real SC Matt.
"You wanna go for a ride Marcos?" he asked as Marcos went under
his
bed & grabbed his helmet.
SC Matt took Marcos on a cool motorcycle ride. They stopped for
some burgers & shake. At the restaurant, the waitresses were
screaming
over SC Matt as if he was another Hanson! SC Matt drove off. He
had
Marcos wear a blindfold as he took him to the penthouse. Then he
escorted Marcos to the music room. Then he had him remove the
blindfold
& saw SC Matt playing electric guitar. First he played a solo, then a
rhythm riff.
Joey & Andy looked on. They didn't want to interfere, it's Matt's
trun to sing & play solo.
Then SC Matt played guitar & sang,
"Never throw in the towel & give up hope,
You're not @ the end of your rope.
Just like SC Matt, you're strong as can be,
Always remember to stay drug free!"
Joey & Andy looked on as SC Matt played another guitar solo.
Marcos was thrilled to meet his hero. SC Matt took him back to
the
homeless shelter where he nevr forgot that super cool day! Matt was
happy once again!
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