Matt was coming back home from the tuxedo shop, wearing a white tuxedo home. He saw Andy in his Super Cool Andy costume, sitting on a stool, behind his snare drum.
"What do you think?" asked Matt, "You think Bethany will like it?"
"Awesome!" said SC Andy, "Joe, Matt's home!"
Joe also wore his super hero outfit having a paper bag over his head.
"What's with the paper bag?" asked Matt
"Matt," said Super Cool Joe, "If you're gonna change, I am too. Hit it Andy!"
Andy played a snare drum roll as SC Joe took off his paper sack.
SC Joe grew a full beard! SC Andy crashed a cymbal!
"That's not all," he said, "Brushes, Andy!"
SC Andy put down the sticks & picked up the brushes. As he did, Joe strapped on his electric guitar. Andy played cool & fast on the snare drum. Joe tapped his foot & played jazz guitar, soloing, chunking chords. Even though Matt liked Joe's jazz guitar music, he complained,
"We're a rock group, not a jazz band! I can only play rock guitar!"
"Learn to adjust, Matt!" said SC Joe as they stopped playing, "Were a jazz band, not a rock group. No more singing either!"
"You're just jealous because Bethany loves me, not you!" said Matt,
"I deserve some happiness too."
"If it wasn't for Larry, you'd be banned from musical performances until 2007!" said SC Joe, taking off his guitar.
"Fine!" yelled Matt, "You may be the most popular, but you're nothing but a (CUCKOO)!"
Matt & SC Joe started fighting as SC Andy tried to break it up. SC Andy had to use his karate on the boys to break it up.
Just then, the SC phone rang. SC Joe & Matt raced to pick up the phone, but SC Andy got it. Instead of hearing the Sargeant, they heard,
"Stupid Cooky Brudders!"
"Cobra!" they said, "Where's the sarge?"
"Me & The Serpents kidnap the sarge @ the speedway track! We challenge you to a motorcycle race. Come if you dare!"
"Stay home, SC Andy." said SC Joe.
"Bring that bratty super hero along or else!" said Cobra.
"Joe," said Matt, "If I win this race, I'll marry Bethany."
"If I or another wins, call off the wedding." said SC Joe.
"TIME TO FIGHT CRIME!"
Since Joe & Andy had their outfits on, Matt changed into Super Cool Matt. Then they drove their motorcycles over to the speedway track.
When they arrived, they found The Serpents on the track.
"Where's the sarge?" asked SC Joe as Cobra showed him he was tied up.
"Listen, jerks!" said Cobra, "Since we didn't get to challenge you in the last fanfic, we're gonna have a motorcycle race. Six Serpents vs Two Stupid Heroes."
"What about me?" whined SC Andy. Then he saw a kid driving a junior Super Cool Joe motorcycle.
"Man, that's a $10,000 bike!" he said as the kid got off & stood next to Cobra.
"Stupid Cook Andy, meet my nephew Snake. You're not the only kid with a motorcycle license."
"You're toast, boy super hero!" said Snake, "I'll beat him, Uncle Cobra."
"5 laps on the track." said Cobra, "This is part of a doubleheader.
Our juniors go first. Now for a surprise."
Cobra snapped his fingers & tv cameras could be found on the speedway course. And in the press box, QBC's faithful sportscaster, Rob Costus.
"Hello, I'm Rob Costus. When other networks cost us (bad pun) pro football, basketball & baseball, QBC Sports is left with The Breather's Plate Horse Racing, Wimpleton Tennis & The Professional Bowling League! Now we got motorcycle racing. Today on QBC, we got a doubleheader day.
First we got a 5 lap race with Cobra's nephew Snake vs Super Cool Andy."
Snake & SC Andy lined up as Cobra waved the gren flag. The junior motorcyclists battled each other. SC Andy tried hard to catch Snake.
"How could these 2 drive so good even though they're too young to have a driver's license?" asked Rob, "Hey, it's only a fanfic."
On the 3rd lap, a Serpent poured oil on the track to make SC Andy crash. He didn't see SC Matt behind him as he punched him & fought him.
However, Snake fell fro the trap & skidded off the road. Then he crashed into the hay & fell off the bike. SC Andy stopped & went to help Snake.
"Go on," he said painfully, "Win the race & beat me."
"No." said SC Andy, "I care for others. There was no trophy or money @ stake."
SC Andy got his motorcycle back on the track, but Snake sprained his arm! Cobra rushed to see his ailing nephew as SC Joe was proud of SC Andy. SC Matt had a Serpent with him saying,
"Tell your biker friend not to mess the track up!"
"How could you, Uncle Cobra?" yelled Snake, "I wanted to beat him fair & square! I don't wanna be a Serpent! I'll join The SC Brothers Fan Club! I'm through with motorcycles, SC Andy, you can have my bike!"
"Cool! Super junior motorcycle!" exlaimed SC Andy, "Let me drive you to the hospital."
Snake held on as SC Andy drove his new junior motorcycle to the hospital.
Just then, The Serpents noticed that the sarge escaped. Who let him free? Another Brotherly Love motorcycle drove by with a person in a solid yellow outfit with orange cape, cuffs & shoes. The chest logo read S-COOL-B.
"Super Cool Bethany!" exclaimed SC Matt.
"Great, a female heroine!" groaned SC Joe.
"You need a woman to fight women!" said Super Cool Bethany, "I released the sarge. And I came here to motorcycle race."
So now there were 6 Serpents & 3 SC Heroes. However, another motorcycle racer entered the track.
"Who are you?"
"Just call me Racer O!" he said.
"Another bad pun," pointed Costus, "A Speed Racer parody of Racer X. I guess he got the idea from watching Tic Tac Dough or Hollywood Squares!"
After the oil spill was takedn care of, the race began. SC Andy came back to wave the flag!
The motorcycle race went 24 laps. It was action packed as The Serpents, Racer O & The Super Cool Team fought.
On the 12th lap, Viper approached SC Matt & tried to knock him off. SC Bethany came to his rescue. However, Viper charged @ SC Bethany & knocked her off the track. At the same time, Cobra got a real gun out & shot SC Matt's front tire & caused him to crash!
"NO!" screamed SC Joe, as he went to help out his brother & the police sargeant's daughter. SC Andy dialed 911 on a payphone.
However, the police arrived & had the race called off. The Serpents were arrested & Racer O won by default. Racer O was Joe Roman!
The ambulance arrived as paramedics took SC Matt & Bethany to the hospital.
At the hospital, Matt & Bethany's brusies were bandaged. They shared a room together.
"Matt." whispered Bethany.
"Yeah Bethany."
"Being an undercover cop's fine. I'd make a lousy super hero. I can't marry you Matt!"
"Why?" he asked.
"I got a better offer @ another city to be a better cop. I don't want to break up the team. Besides, teenaged girls would cry if we got married. You boys have each other. I came too strong on you. A boy doesn't look for that in a girl."
"Bethany?" Matt asked, "If you had been on our team & our rock band, what instrument would you have played?"
"Bass guitar."
Joey, Andy & the Sarge visited them every day on visiting hours until a week later, they got out of the hospital.
Back @ Joey's penthouse, Joey showed Matt his newly finished motorcycle. But Matt was still sad that Bethany dumped him.
"I quit being a SC Brother!" exlaimed Matt, "It's not worth it!"
"Matt, come to the band room." ordered Joey.
Matt went to the band room, grabbed his guitar & put it back in the guitar case. Then he placed a sticker on the guitar case that said, "DO NOT OPEN TILL 2007!"
"Matt, you're being ridiculous." said Joey as Matt rushed to his bedroom & packed a suitcase full of clothes. Then Joey said in a sarcastic voice,
"Baby gonna run away?"
"Yes!" yelled Matt, "From now on, you two are a duo! I'm getting a real job! No more brothers, motorcycles, guitar & that ugly green outfit! From now on, I'm startin fresh! Good-bye forever!"
Matt took all his money & credit cards out of his wallet & left penniless! Andy was crying all because of his brothers fighting.
Then the SC Phone rang as Joey answered it,
"Super Cool Duo."
"This isn't an emergency." the sarge explained, "I thought Matt should come to the airport to say good-bye to Bethany. She got a better job @ another city."
"That's why Matt's upset." said Andy.
"Sarge, Matt ran away!" said Joe, "He left everything behind. Who knows where he's at?"
Matt was @ a homeless shelter. He had soup & water for dinner.
Then as Matt lied in bed, he heard a kid making motorcycle noises. He looked across & saw an 8 year old boy playing with a Super Cool Matt action figure, driving his toy motorcycle. He had the action figure battle an evil monster. Matt thought it was cute.
"The evil drug monster's defeated." said the kid. Then he put a toy electric guitar on the action figure. Had the figure play as he made guitar noises, then sang,
"Super Cool Matt's strong as he can be. That's because my body's drug free!" Then he made some guitar noises, doing a guitar solo.
"Marcos." called his mother, "Put the toys away, time for bed."
Marcos picked up his toys & placed them under the bed. He held his SC Matt figure saying,
"You're my favorite SC Brother. I like green & the way you sing.
Please don't ever quit the team." Then he fell asleep with the toy.
Matt was crying for joy & was touched. He had to go back home.
He walked toward an alley as two winos jumped him. All was lost for Matt until 2 motorcycles approached. They left when they saw SC Joe & Andy.
SC Joe had Matt held on to him as they drove back home.
The next day @ breakfast, Joe & Andy talked to Matt.
"Matt, you should've told us Bethany's leaving." said Joey.
"You & Andy would've cheered to ruin my hapiness." said Matt, "Joey, Andy, I wanna be a SC Brother again! A kid @ the homeless shelter realised how important I am."
"That's a start." said Andy.
"Matt, I'm going back to the 5:00 shadow beard. But I was teasing about the jazz band. Let's stick to rock."
Joey gave Matt his newly mended SC Matt outfit. Matt put it on & headed to the motorcycles. In between SC Joe's Bike & SC Andy's new bike was a cover. Joey had Matt pull it as Andy played a snare drum roll. SC Matt had his own SC Joe type motorcycle. So he grabbed a helmet & took it out for a test drive.
SC Matt drove over to the homeless shelter & found Marcos playing with his toys.
"TIME TO FIGHT CRIME!" he said.
"WOW! It's Super Cool Matt!" said Marcos. But his mother was doubtful.
"You're a bum! You better leave before I call the police!"
SC Matt showed her his police badge. His mother knew it was the real SC Matt.
"You wanna go for a ride Marcos?" he asked as Marcos went under his bed & grabbed his helmet.
SC Matt took Marcos on a cool motorcycle ride. They stopped for some burgers & shake. At the restaurant, the waitresses were screaming over SC Matt as if he was another Hanson! SC Matt drove off. He had Marcos wear a blindfold as he took him to the penthouse. Then he escorted Marcos to the music room. Then he had him remove the blindfold & saw SC Matt playing electric guitar. First he played a solo, then a rhythm riff.
Joey & Andy looked on. They didn't want to interfere, it's Matt's trun to sing & play solo.
Then SC Matt played guitar & sang,
"Never throw in the towel & give up hope,
You're not @ the end of your rope.
Just like SC Matt, you're strong as can be,
Always remember to stay drug free!"
Joey & Andy looked on as SC Matt played another guitar solo.
Marcos was thrilled to meet his hero. SC Matt took him back to the homeless shelter where he nevr forgot that super cool day! Matt was happy once again!


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