We find our heroes, The Super Cool Brothers
relaxing @ Joey's penthouse until the SC Phone rang.
Joey answered it
"There's a crime in progress. Check it out boys."
They hung up the phone & changed into The SC Brothers. Then we
find Super Cool Joe driving a convertible, Super Cool Matt driving a
jeep & Super Cool Andy driving a go cart!
"Wait a minute!" I yelled, "What happened to the motorcycles?"
Two guys who looked like Men In Black approached me & grabbed me
by the shoulders.
"Larry J. Hall, we're with the FIB!"
"You mean the FBI!"
"No, FIB; Fanfic Internet Bureau!" explaiend the first agent, "As
new owners of The SC Brothers, we feel that there should be major
changes in your story. We don't want to encourage kids & teens to
drive motorcycles. We discourage motorcycles!"
"I can't believe you're saying this!" I screamed, "What's next?"
"I can answer that question." said the second agent, "You
abusively used the boys. According to the rules of the Lawrence
Brothers contract, Joey can only sing with a microphone in his hand.
Every time he's played the guitar, we fined him $5,000! And Matthew's
never allowed to show his musical talents, you have him playing the
guitar & singing. Not only did we slap him with a $10,000 fine, his
next musical performance is set for the year 2017!"
"2017?" I screamed, "Why did you do this to me? Fans like the
stories the way they are."
"Afraid not." said the 1st agent, "The new owners have a message
for you. Having these changes in The SC Bros. is like The NFL on CBS's
motto, 'The Way It's Meant To Be!' I suggest you take this like a man
or we'll slam you in the slammer!"
In the next scene, our heroes were giving a concert. SC Joe sang
with a microphone in his hand, SC Andy was in the background shaking
his tambourine while SC Matt was locke in the penalty box until the
year 2017! For the first time, I started booing @ my own act. SC Joe
dropped his microphone as SC Andy released SC Matt & they started
chasing me. I ran for miles until I was cornered in an alley. Then
the unthinkable happened!
"Larry," gruffed SC Joe, "We're sick & tired of being your little
puppets telling us what to do! Our partnership's through!" (tearing up
"I'm glad we got new owners who made all those changes!" gruffed
SC Andy, "I hate playing the drums, especially the tympani!"
"And don't you go crying to a computer @ the
library! Lori & Marquarita don't want your stories anymore!" gruffed
"You mean?" I asked as all three yelled @ my face,
I stood there crying as the trio cheered,
"We're free of Larry J. Hall!"
So I decided to head to the library. When I
looked up Lori's website, all my fanfics were gone with a message
"Get off my website you bum! PS: And Marquarita's too!"
So I clicked back to the search engine & said
"I'll teach them a lesson! I'll go to The I
Hate Joey Webpage!"
When I clicked on that infamous website, the computer started
crackling & smoking. Kathy, the librarian got after me good!
"Larry, you could either be banished from the library for life or
pay a $3,000 fine!"
So the security guards kicked me out a la Chicken Boo as the
"You wear a disguise to look like human guys. But you're not a
man, you're a Chicken Boo!"
"Shut up!" I yelled.
The scene switches over to a small park in the downtown area.
There I was, on a park bench, crying my eyes out with a woman who was
in black & white!
"I lost The SC Bros & The Lawrence Brothers hate me!" I cried as
the black & white woman cried, "My husband won't let me
perform @ the club!"
You guessed it, Lucy Ricardo!
Then Lucy & I cried together in a double bawl,
A bum came up to me & said,
"HA HA!" a bad Nelson Muntz impersonation, asking, "What have you
got planned for tomorrow night? Trying to take over the world?"
Lucy & I cried over that Pinky & The Brain gag!
Just then, an old geezer in a trench coat, hat & long beard came
up to me & said,
"If you want to get the ownership back from the FIB, take the Blue
Train to the end of the line. That's the F Rail Loop. Instructions
So I left & gave Lucy a hug. Little did I know that in that
disguise was the police sarge. I boarded the Blue Train headed
northbound until reaching the end of the line, the F Rail Loop.
When I reached the station, a policeman spotted me & told me to go
to 5924 North Main, all my questions will be answered. So I walked
down N. Main for 4 blocks & when I reached the 5900 block, I discovered
that 5924 N. Main was a porno place that used to be a
respectable pizza parlour. So I bravely walked in that filthy place &
it turned out it was still a pizza parlour. Then I heard rock music
hearing the familiar SC Bros. theme song. I was shocked to find them
playing their normal instruments & singing together.
"Larry," said SC Matt, "You use to watch Caesar's Challenge, the
anagram game show. There's a message in your story title."
Then it suddenly dawned on me. Unscramble F RAIL LOOP,
I couldn't believe The SC Bros. played a cruel prank on their
author. I was still crying as SC Joe explained,
"Larry, we apologize for our beahvior with you. You knew you had
it coming. Those FIB agents were actors. The contract was a phony
deed to The Brooklyn Bridge. Matt & I weren't really fined, they made
that up to scare you!"
Then Kathy came by & said,
"We @ the library set up a prank computer. It wasn't a real
computer @ all. You can come back any time you wish. Check out a real
So, I paid $1 to use an internet machine. It was a relief to find
my fanfics back on Lori's & Marquarita's sites with another message,
So, after the boys treated me to a pizza after that April Fool's
prank, The SC Bros. did another song as Lucy started dancing to their
After the song, I got to sing "When You Wish Upon A Star!" that
made SC Joe cry! I stopped in the middle of the song & said,
"April Fool! I got revenge!"
"Next time, take out revenge in The Game of Life!" quipped SC
What a relief to see the super hero trio back to normal, cruisin
on their motorcycles!