A cool event was happening April 20th @ Quarter Note Music.
We find Super Cool Joe @ the guitar store holding an autograph session.
Strange thing was, mostly boys attended because it was for guitar
students. SC Joe was showing off his talents on his electric guitar as
he jammed & sang,
"Study & practice is the way to go,
If you wanna rock like Super Cool Joe.
Wanna start a band & be a rock star
Don't do drugs, do play the guitar!"
SC Joe played a guitar solo. Afterwards, he spoke.
"Hope you enjoy the instructional video 'SC Joe & Matt's Guitar
Secrets'. Now, I'll sign autographs!"
SC Joe signed guitar straps, pictures, autograph books & even
guitars. One fan asked why he prefers a hollowed-bodied over a solid
body. SC Joe told him that guitar's comfortable on him & likes to play
rock & jazz.
When he saw Super Cool Matt & Super Cool Andy waiting, SC Joe ended
the autograph session. At the parking lot, the sarge arrived. But so
did a strange girl.
"SC Joe," she said, "You're very helpful to those boys wanting to
play guitar like you. How would you like to do some modeling?"
"COOL!" said SC Joe, "My brothers & I would do it."
"Not them, you solo!" she said, "I'm Fannie Cuttlery, model agent.
Come & we'll get started."
Fannie drove off in her car as SC Joe followed on his motorcycle.
"What a gyp!" complained SC Matt.
"It's like that Johnny Bravo episode on The Brady Bunch." quipped
SC Andy.
"Relax boys." said the Sarge, "That woman's an undercover cop. I
asked her to keep him occupied so we can prepare for SC Joe's
birthday."
Then another police car arrived as a cop in a green uniform
approached the Sarge.
"Sergeant O'Ryan!" he yelled (Now you know the Sarge's name!),
"This is how you spend taxpayer's money, hiring super heroes playing
cops! As Marshall of Metropolitan City, I order you to discharge these
spandex wearing motorcycle cops!"
"But Marshall Brady..." pleaded Sarge O'Ryan.
"QUIET!" he yelled, "It's truly embarrassing to Metropolitan City
having a kid driving a motorcycle on public streets! And for those role
models breaking a super hero rule, singing & playing instruments! They
can't catch the notorious Belinda Cass, alias The Snooze Lady! If they
can capture that threat to man, I'll let them stay! As you were!"
As he drove off, Sarge O'Ryan complained,
"How I hate my boss! All I hear all day long @ the station's how
the Marshall does this & how the Marshall does that! Marshall,
Marshall, Marshall!"
SC Andy fell to the ground giggling & laughing his head off!
Meanwhile, as SC Joe went inside a studio, not far away was
Belinda, The Snooze Lady, their 1st Villainess.
"After appearing in 2 Brotherly Love Fanfics, I do my 1st Super
Cool Brothers Fanfic. You will be mine, SC Joe!"
At the studio, Fannie took pics of SC Joe flexing his drug free
body, playing his red electric guitar. But when he posed on a new
police motorcycle, he was impressed.
"Man, I like to drive this bike!" said SC Joe, "Can I try it out?"
"No, you'll put a hole through the wall." said Fannie, "I got to
get more film for the camera, I'll be back."
When she left, out came a beautiful babe in a bikini. Then she
grabbed SC Joe & threw him on the ground kissing him & making out!
"Who are you suppose to be?" he asked.
"Remember me?" as she used her catch phrase, "Hi, I'm The Snooze
Lady! Now that I have shown you mine, you show me yours!"
"That's not how Ricky Prince sings it! Get off me!" he said as he
struggled getting up, "You're already married!"
"Not any more, I divorced Harvey Swindler." she said, "Now I'm
free, let's make out! I want to have your baby!"
SC Joe wouldn't hit a woman @ all. But to his luck, Fannie came
back, pulled out a gun & yelled,
"POLICE! FREEZE!"
She placed the handcuffs on her. And to add insult to injury,
Harvey Swindler caught her!
"You two-timer, you got SLIME for a brain! I'm filing for
divorce!"
The Marshall arrived to take her away.
"Good job, SC Joe! After hearing what you boys do for Metropolitan
City, you're handy to the police!"
That night, Fannie took SC Joe to the police station. Instead of
going to headquarters, they entered @ the basketball court. When he
entered, folks yelled,
"SURPRISE!"
The police threw a surprise birthday party complete with a police
band. SC Matt & Andy brought the cake out. It had blue frosting
decorated with musical notes, with SC Joe playing his electric guitar &
singing, "Happy B-Day Super Cool Joe!"
After having cake & presents, he was about to go up on stage & play
with the police band until SC Matt stopped him.
"You played guitar with Neon Sampson on my birthday, so now I'll
play for your birthday. Dance with a babe!"
SC Joe slow danced with Fannie as SC Matt played his electric
guitar & sang "Ven Ven Conmigo". Then SC Andy joined his brother on
stage as he played the drums rocking with SC Matt & the police band.
When they took a break, Fannie told them,
"Come by my studio. I want to take pictures for a poster
session."
SC Joe left the party & was surprised to see a ribbon bow on that
same police motorcycle he modeled on. So he took off the bow, grabbed a
helmet & drove the new SC Joe motorcycle.
As for the posters, 12 posters were made for fans to hang on their
bedroom walls. Each hero made a cool muscular pose, sat on their
motorcycles & played their instruments! Then all 3 posed together in
the 3 same poses!
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