On the US tour, while Kevin Matthews goes by airplane, our super hero trio travel on the SC 4000. We find them on jet motorcycle mode with Super Cool Andy piloting, Super Cool Joe holding on & Super Cool Matt in the sidecar. When they reached a rest area along U.S. 1 in Massachusetts, our boy super hero landed the bike perfectly as he said, "Thanks for flying SC 4000! Boston's 20 miles away."
Our heroes then took a stretch & bathroom break. Afterwards, SC Matt drove along U.S. 1 North as SC Andy held on & SC Joe in the sidecar.
After checking in @ a hotel, our heroes went up to their room & switched into their secret identity tourist clothes & went to tour Boston sites. They saw the Bunker Hill Monument, visited The Boston Tea party Ship & Museum. Going along Dorchester Ave., they couldn't believe that there were 5 streets named after each New Kids On The Block member.
That night @ the hotel, our boys were watching tv finishing up a movie. So Joey started flipping channels. When he reached channel 73 (Cable Access 73), they saw 2 gorgeous babes in a basement studio, sitting on a sofa talking.
"So Geraldine, you prefer Babe Watch or Pool Watch?" she asked.
"You know the answer Winnie, Pool Watch!" said Geraldine.
"Good call!" Winnie agreed, "Babe Watch has hunks in trunks while girls look sexy. The roles are reversed on Pool Watch, girls look dumpy & the guys get to show off their swim briefs!"
"SWING!" they said throwing their arms up as a tympani fanfare played. A dude in swim briefs plays the tympani & drums on the tv show.
"COOL!" exclaimed Andy.
"Go to bed, Andy!" snapped Joey, "He's not a good role model like AC Lopez."
As Andy went to bed, Joey & Matt were about to turn off that tv show until they saw Kevin Matthews guest on the show.
"Welcome to Winnie's World." said Winnie.
"Great, a female Wayne's World." complained Matt.
Kevin then talked to the girls.
WINNIE: What made you decide on the vibraphone?
That's a jazz instrument!
KEVIN: During a hiatus of "Boy Conquers America",
I enrolled in a summer jazz program. I
wanted to play the drums, but the
director had me playing the vibes. I
got use to them that I became a quick
learner.
GERALDINE: Do you write your own music?
KEVIN: All the time. I got my own vibes &
started messing around on them playing
rock, hip hop & modern music. The vibes
are a real cool instrument to play. I
even had the Boy Conquers America writers
to get my character playing vibes.
WINNIE: Let's hear you play!
Kevin plays a cool tune on the vibes. When he finished, Geraldine said,
"You know Kevin's touring the USA with The Super Cool Brothers."
"I hate those super do-gooders!" complained Winnie, "They never sing any passionate love songs. Just songs about safety, they think they're the next McGruff! I'd like to take a bite out of them!"
"Let me have SC Matt!" sighed Geraldine, "Maybe you can shoot & score with SC Joe! Ever notice he resembles Joey Lawrence?"
"No way!"
"Way!" Winnie looked @ a SC Joe pic & compared it with her Joey Lawrence cardboard cutout. Then she begged, "If you're watching SC Bros, please e-mail Winnie & appear on my show!" She went to the cutout & kissed Joey Lawrence.
"Until next time from Newton," as they both cried, "Winnie's World, hunks galore, party up!" snare drum roll & tom tom finish.
So they e-mailed her & agreed to appear on the show.
When they arrived @ her house in Newton, SC Andy had to wait in the living room because no one under 16's allowed in Winnie's basement studio. The boys watched from aside as the girls did the tv show.
"Let's check our e-mail!" said Winnie as they went to their computer & logged on. In this part of the show, the girls read e-mail letters from fans. If it's about a guy wanting to date Winnie or Geraldine, they would usually say,
"DWEEB!"
Then Geraldine read the next message.
"Who's that fine hunk in swim briefs? He's a cool drummer! I like to know more about him. His #1 fan!"
"No way!" exclaimed Winnie, "He doesn't talk."
"He will for me." said Geraldine as she went to him sitting on a stool holding his tympani mallets. "Tell the girls your name?"
For the 1st time, he spoke.
"Mike. Michael Cameron."
"Tell us more about yourself."
"I'm a swimwear model who takes care of my drug free body. I play the tympani & a set of drums. I like to read, play sports & am an excellant cook."
"What do you look for in a girl?"
"I wanna girl to accept me for myself. Not because I'm on Cable Access 73. If I met a girl I like, I would treat her with respect."
Winnie interrupted, "Can we quit playing 'The Dating Game' & go back to Winnie's World. We got some guests waiting."
Winnie & Geraldine went back on the sofa.
"Fans." Winnie exclaimed, "I think I need to go to the ladie's room after this intro. These 2 boys look great in their spandex outfits! They're motorcycle hunks & both play guitar! Let's meet SC Joe & Matt!"
As they entered & sat on the sofa, Winnie & Geraldine bowed down to their knees chanting & screaming, "FORGIVE US!" Then after going to the ladie's room, the interview began.
WINNIE: Welcome to Winnie's World!
BOTH: Thanks.
GERADLINE: How do you keep your muscles looking good?
SC JOE: We workout, exercise & swim.
WINNIE: Do you have girlfriends?
SC MATT: I dated Sarge O'Ryan's daughter, Bethany
for a while. We were about to get
married until a motorcycle gang, The
Serpents, broke up our engagement.
SC JOE: Who has time for girls! Fighting crime,
excercising, music. But if I ever met a
girl, I'd follow Mike's advice. Mike, I
told SC Andy you were a bad role model,
& now I wanna apologize.
MIKE: That's cool!
WINNIE: Who's the super guitarist?
SC MATT: Joe & I are equal. I started playing
when I was 6, Joe @ 14. Joe's a quick
learner. We both play rock guitar &
teach each other licks. Joe's a cool
jazz guitarist as well.
GERALDINE: Please play something?
WINNIE: Yeah & no educational songs. If I want a
song about drugs, I'd watch McGruff.
SC Joe & Matt played their electric guitars & took turns singing "Stay Forever".
When they were done, Winnie & Geraldine started making moves on them.
"Hey!" yelled SC Joe, "What will viewers think?"
"I love you SC Joe!" Winnie said passionately.
"Ditto, SC Matt!" said Geraldine as they both said, "We want to have your baby!"
They got mad & walked off the tv show. As they left, Mike went to them.
"I apologize for their behavior." he said, "They get that way with other famous Boston stars."
"Tell Winnie I hope she's canceled." said SC Joe. Then he realized that SC Andy's gone.
"Hey, where's SC Andy?"
Tympani music was heard as Mike saw him play his tympani. SC Andy then took a marker & autographed his drum head.
"To Mike; Stay drug free & keep drumming. SC Andy!"
Winnie was upset to see a kid in her studio.
"No one under 16 allowed in my basement!" she scolded.
"Leave my friend alone!" yelled Mike, "I'm sick & tired of being treated as a sex object! I only did the show to earn some money! Get yourself another beefcake musician, I quit! But before I quit, I'll let The SC Brothers jam with me."
As SC Andy played his drums & Mike played the tympani, SC Joe & Matt laid some guitar riffs as they sang in unison the same song featured in the 7-10 Frame-Up fanfic episode. Then Winnie started screaming because she couldn't stand that goody goody music, then she walked out in disgust!
The day of the concert & as sound check was done, SC Andy heard his tympani being played. It was Mike. Mike took a marker & autographed SC Andy's tympani.
"SC Andy; Grow big & strong like your brothers. Keep drumming.
Michael Cameron!"
"What are you doing here?" asked SC Joe.
"Autographing SC Andy's tympani." he said, "Now that I'm off Winnie's World, I'll think I'll start a band of girl musicians with me being lead singer & percussionist. Maybe we'll dress as lifeguards."
"Thanks for standing up to Winnie." said SC Joe.
The evening of the concert, the fans screamed & cheered over Kevin Matthews & The Super Cool Brothers musical performance!


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