We find our super heroes rockin the rockies @ their Denver concert. The boys finished their last song as Super Cool Joe played a fast solo & Super Cool Matt chord rolled on their electric guitars while Super Cool Andy played a tympani drum roll. When they finished,
fans screamed as SC Joe shouted,
"Thanks, Denver! We love you! Peace!"
In their dressing room, they met a fan who's crazy over SC Joe.
"Super Cool Joe, you're so heroic driving your motorcycle. I like all your songs. You got such a strong singing voice & like it when you play guitar soloes. Will you please sign my autograph book? I came all the way from New Mexico."
"What's your name?" he asked.
"Marquarita."
SC Joe signed her autograph book, then she read it.
"To Marquarita; believe in yourself & say no to drugs. Super Cool Joe!"
Then he flexed his muscles & gave her a kiss as Marquarita screamed & fainted!
The next day, the super trio were on jet motorcycle mode as SC Joe piloted the SC 4000, SC Matt held on & SC Andy in sidecar. They reached Arizona & saw The Grand Canyon. SC Joe decided to land the bike going down below into the canyon. When they landed, they saw 2 little kids sitting on a rock, crying.
"What's the matter?" asked SC Matt.
"We're lost!" they cried as they got off the bike.
"Wait a minute!" exclaimed SC Andy, "Larry's setting up another Brady Bunch deja vu. Are you Bobby & Cindy?"
"I'm Robbie. And this is my sister, Mindy!"
Just then, a snake arrived & it was headed towards the kids. SC Matt & Andy saved them from danger, but the snake attacked SC Joe! Just then, a gunshot was heard frightening the snake. It was their mother, Cheryl.
"Robbie, Mindy, did you run away from camp because of Martha's bad cooking?"
"Oh no!" gasped SC Andy as everyone cried,
"Martha, Martha, Martha!"
Cheryl thanked our heroes for saving them as they all returned back to camp. Her husband, Mark, lectured Robbie & Mindy about wandering off. Vera got the 1st aid kit to heal SC Joe's snake bite while son Craig played the guitar & sang to SC Joe. SC Joe autographed Craig's guitar.
"Groovy!" exclaimed Craig.
"Let's get out of here before they serve us pork chops & applesauce!" said SC Matt as they left.
Meanwhile @ a California beach, a dude in gnarly loud beach clothes & a muscle dude in swim briefs were scoping for babes & trouble.
"Like, you know the plan dude?" asked Marky Q.
"We rob the victims." said Adam, his gorilla.
"Righteous!" he said.
Marky Q started taking surfer's money & robbing them. Adam was flexing his body trying to pick up some babes to rob. Adam's conscience got to him, he didn't want to start going into a life of crime.
At Marky Q's hideout, Marky Q counted the money he robbed as Adam watched a SC Andy video of him playing tympani.
"Cool!" exclaimed Adam.
"So Adam," asked Marky Q, "How much did you rob?"
"None, I don't like to be a criminal."
"For some gnarly muscle dude, you're a bogus bad guy!" criticized Marky Q, "You think you could be so bodacious as The SC Bros.
Tomorrow, like we're gonna rob victims @ Sunrise Beach & you're gonna be a totally bad dude!"
The next day, The SC Bros. were going down I-710 South. That freeway's really divided, it's also known as The I-710 Split! "CORNY!" they said.
SC Andy was driving with SC Matt holding on & SC Joe in the sidecar. Just then, they were pulled over by a motorcycle cop. SC Andy was afraid that he would be arrested for underage driving. As the cop went to them,
"Could I have your autograph?" he asked.
"What did we do wrong?" asked SC Andy. "Nothing!" said the cop, "I just want an autograph from the coolest motorcycle officers of the law! My name's Enrique Martinez,
Pacific Tan's finest!" referring to his uniform.
"You're Mario Lopez!" exclaimed SC Andy, "How about taking me for a ride? How about a jam session playing the drums?"
"I may look like him or AC Lopez, but I don't play drums!" said Enrique as he got his autograph, "Where are you headed?"
"Sunrise Beach." said SC Matt.
"Perhaps you can help catch a crook." said Enrique, "A dude in loud surfer valley clothes who talks like a valley dude has a muscle bound friend & they have been robbing beach goers. His next attack could be Sunrise Beach."
"We'll catch them." said SC Joe as they drove off.
At Sunrise Beach, our super boys were in their summer outfits. SC Joe & Matt were working out on the weights & SC Andy was swimming in the ocean. As SC Joe & Matt compared their muscles to the cool muscle beach dudes, a scream was heard. They saw that someone was far away from shore & that SC Andy was swimming towards her. So the super brothers saw some water cycles.
"Can we borrow these?" asked SC Joe.
"Sure! Cool! A water cycle scene!" said the owner.
SC Joe & Matt drove the water cycles & then they saw the lifeguard coming to the rescue as well. SC Matt grabbed SC Andy's arm & got him on the water cycle.
"Why did you swim far off shore?" asked SC Matt.
"I'm a boy super hero, remember!" said SC Andy, "I wanted to rescue the girl!"
"Too late, the lifeguard got her." said SC Joe as they drove back to the shore.
The black lifeguard came to our super heroes saying,
"The lady was attacked by a jellyfish. I took her to first aid.
>From now on, leave the hero work to lifeguards. You think you're The Super Cool Brothers?"
The boys nodded as they showed their police badges.
"Awesome, The SC Bros are @ Sunrise Beach @ my post!" he said,
"I'm Mason Gorge! I like wearing the Super Cool Look swim briefs!
Have a good time @ the beach & stick around when I'm off duty."
So the super boys got under an umbrella & wrapped themselves in robes to avoid getting sunburn & to go undercover.
We find Marky Q & Adam plotting their next move under the pier.
"What's wrong with you dude?" he asked, "Like you're a total reject for a villain. A washout loser!"
"I won't go into a life of crime." he said, "Maybe I could be an actor."
"Adam, when those bogus dudes from Babewatch rejected you for preferring Guts Swim Briefs over swim trunks, what did you say?"
"I'll get even!"
"Here's your chance!" he said pointing to a group of guys under beach umbrellas, "The producers are wrapped up in robes. Like go over & rob their wallets!"
Adam went over to the robed-covered people as he kicked some sand in their faces saying,
"Gimme your money! You'll pay for rejecting me for Babewatch!"
"You messed with the wrong dudes!" said one as they got up & undid their robes.
"The Super Cool Brothers in summer outfits!", exclaimed Adam.
SC Joe fought Adam & tackled him on the sand saying,
"Where's your gnarly partner?"
Marky Q came out & said,
"Looking for me dudes? Like since you're here, how about we play some awesome beach games?"
"What do you have in mind?" asked SC Matt.
"Surfing, weightlifting, water cycling, go-carting, boating, swimming, motorcycle racing, running & a pose-off. Superstars deja vu!" They accepted.
The 1st event, surfing. SC Matt had a green surfboard & wore a special wetsuit simular to his super hero outfit. The super boys cheered him on as he competed against Marky Q. SC Matt looked cool surfin the waves, hanging 10. But Marky Q had a wipeout on his board.
When SC Matt arrived back on shore, his brothers congratulated him for winning.
"Totally awesome waves! Gnarly ride! Tubular cool!" said SC Matt.
The 2nd event, weightlifting. SC Joe vs Adam. Each competitor lifted weights, getting heavier during the competition. As they focused & lifted, a muscle dude in swim briefs would play a snare drum roll! Adam won! SC Andy autographed his snare drum.
The 3rd event, water cycling. All competitors wore a life jacket & drove water cycles. They raced around the ocean for 10 laps, SC Joe won!
The 4th event, go-carting. SC Andy used his sidecar from the SC 4000 to race Marky Q. They raced 10 laps as SC Andy drove to the checkered flag & won!
The 5th event, boating. Adam & SC Matt raced against each other driving a motor boat. After 10 laps, Adam won!
The 6th event, swimming. Except for SC Andy, everyone competed.
"Hold on dudes!" cried Marky Q, "Like what's with the swim briefs?
I'm a trunks dude!"
"Chill, it's only a fanfic!" said SC Joe, "Think of yourself as an Olympian."
After Marky Q changed into some swim briefs, the boys got into the water & swam 4 laps. SC Joe won!
The 7th event, motorcycle racing. It took place @ a race course.
SC Joe drove the SC 4000 alone competing with Marky Q who had a ninja styled bike. The race went 20 laps & Marky Q won!
"I totally beat SC Joe & that lame SC 4000 with this gnarly Joe Roman bike!" he said.
The 8th event, running. Everyone participated in the 1/2 mile run. The boys tried their best, but Adam crossed the finish line.
"Like it's tied 4 all!" said Marky Q, "Last event decides it."
The 9th & final event's a pose off; SC Matt vs Adam. Each participant did bodybuilder poses for two minutes. As Adam was about to start, the boombox was not playing.
"Where's the music?" asked Adam.
"Like, the batteries are dead!" said Marky Q.
"I need music to pump with!" complained Adam.
Just then, SC Joe heard electric guitar music being played. He couldn't believe who was playing guitar.
"Mason Gorge!" SC Joe exclaimed, "We need your help. Play some guitar music for a bodybuilder pose-off."
"No!" said Mason firmly, "I play guitar for beautiful babes, not for guys, unless their music agents."
"I'll let you have a backstage pass to our concert @ the Hollywood Bowl, have a jam session with me, $200 for your trouble. Is it a deal?"
"You're more like Monty Hall than a super hero, it's a deal!" said Mason as he agreed to do it.
Mason played some heroic music on his electric guitar as Adam pumped to his music. Adam had a great built as girls went wild! When Adam was through, SC Matt lost confidence in himself.
"Matt," said SC Joe, "Music builds strength! Make us proud, you can beat Adam!"
As Mason played the same heroic music on his electric guitar, SC Matt gave the performance of his life, flexing his super muscles causing babes to scream! SC Matt won!
"Like this is a totally bad contest." said Marky Q, pulling a knife, "But you lose dudes!"
"You'll have to go through me!" exclaimed Adam, "I'm on their side!"
SC Joe grabbed the knife & started fighting Marky Q. Then the police arrived & arrested Marky Q.
"If you're gonna arrest me, like arrest that Benedict Arnold! He stole from beach babes!"
Adam came, twisted Marky Q's arm as he cried in pain,
"He had nothing to do with it! he's a lame good dude!"
The police took Marky Q away. Just then, Enrique arrived on his motorcycle.
"Good job, SC Bros." said Enrique asking, "Would you like a police escort to The Hollywood Bowl?"
"Cool!" said SC Andy, "Let me ride with you, please?" Eric let him.
"I'm proud of you Adam. Being a good dude from a bad dude." said SC Matt, "How about a backstage pass?"
"On one gnarly condition."
Minutes later, on I-710 North, two motorcycles cruised. SC Andy held on to Enrique driving the police motorcycle while Adam drove the SC 4000 with SC Joe holding on & SC Matt in sidecar. Then they went down I-5 North to U.S. 101 North & took The Hollywood Bowl exit.
During sound check @ The Hollywood Bowl, SC Joe & Mason Gorge were playing jazz music on their electric guitars. Afterwards, the two played their guitars & sang "Ebony & Ivory".
"Thanks for the jam." said Mason, "Black & white can work together."
"Thanks for your help. You got a good voice!" said SC Joe as Mason left the Hollywood Bowl stage.
That night, girls screamed over Kevin Matthews & then our super hero band (in normal super hero outfits) playing their instruments & singing. Fans went wild over SC Joe & Matt's singing & guitar soloes.
And SC Andy got screams when he played his tympani.
After the concert, Adam hanged out with them.
"Adam," said SC Andy, "You know the tympani I play? That's AC Lopez's tympani. He gave me that tympani & we're best friends. I called AC & he wants you to come to Metropolitan City & join the Pool Watch cast."
"Cool bodacious ending!" he exclaimed.


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