Over the Pacific Ocean, we find our super hero trio (in summer outfits) on jet motorcycle form on the SC 4000 (Super Cool Matt piloted, Super Cool Joe held on & Super Cool Andy in the sidecar).
"We could've been on a plane, but NO, we had to take the SC 4000!"
complained SC Joe.
Just then, they heard a strange beeping noise. SC Matt looked on the dashboard & saw that they were nearly out of gas!
"Joe, Andy," said SC Matt calmly, "I hate to say it, but we're nearly out of gas!"
The trio panicked!
Does The SC 4000 have water features? NO!
Will our super heroes be the blue plate special for sharks? YES!
Is this the I Hate Joey Webpage? YES!
"Shut up!" yelled SC Andy, "Land ho!"
SC Andy saw the island up ahead. SC Matt was relieved when he landed the motorcycle on the highway. Then in the last amount of gas they had, they searched for a gas station.
"We're in Hilo, Hawaii!" exclaimed SC Joe seeing the city limits sign.
"Hilo?" asked SC Andy, "I'd thought we'd be in Honolulu."
"That's in Oahu." educated SC Matt, "This is Hawaii, the first & largest island."
They spotted a gas station & after paying $75 for refueling the SC 4000, they decided to refuel themselves when they spotted a pizza parlour near the beach. When they entered the restaurant, the waitresses were excited to see them, they grabbed some leis & each placed a lei on our heroes.
"Aloha, Super Cool Brothers!" they said as the girls kissed them.
SC Andy didn't like being kissed.
"You'll grow up soon." said SC Joe.
Our heroes were treated to a large Hawaiian pizza with pepperoni, ham & pineapples. As they ate, a Hawaiian native surfer entered.
"I want a pizza!" he demanded, "Double pineapple, triple pineapple!"
"They're not filming 'Hawaiian Surfer For A Day'!" quipped SC Andy.
When the boys finished, they were about to leave until they saw the Mayor.
"Thanks for running out of gas." said the Mayor, "Every time a tv series has a Hawaii episode, they always go to Honolulu. No tv series ever comes to Hilo."
"This is a fanfic, something you read." explained SC Joe.
"Thanks for stopping @ Hilo! Aloha, SC Bros.!"
Our super trio went on jet motorcycle mode heading to Honolulu in Oahu. Hours later, they landed & drove down Interstate H-1. Before they went sightseeing, they decided to take some time @ the beach.
However before they could hit the waves....
"It's The Super Cool Brothers! Eee!" screamed some fans. Girls started chasing our super band around the beach until they escaped driving off on the SC 4000.
"We must be very popular in Hawaii!" said SC Matt driving the SC 4000.
The boys drove down Interstate H-1 until they took the Diamond Head exit. Then they spotted a small hideaway hotel near Diamond Head.
So they entered the lobby.
"Hello, welcome to The Minnow Motel!" she said, "I'm Ginger, your hostess. Call me!"
SC Joe & Matt howled @ her & then started flexing their beefcake muscles for her. SC Andy laughed his head off.

"You heroes deserve The Thurston Howell suite!" said Ginger, "At The Minnow Motel, we have hula lessons available. We also got a charter boat that tours around Oahu."

"A 3 hour tour!" quipped SC Andy, then thunder & lightning was heard on a tape recorder.

"I was ready for you that time!" laughed Ginger, "Be sure to come by The Skipper's Quarters for dinner & dessert, famous for Mary Ann's pineapple cream pie."

Our super trio relaxed in the Thurston Howell suite getting some much needed rest.

Hours later, they feasted on ham & pineapple cream pie dining @ The Skipper's Quarters. Not many guests stayed @ The Minnow Motel, a few other guests, including a professor, dined with the trio.
The Skipper's Quarters featured live music performed by Hawaiian legend Dan Hoe & his band.
"You mean Don Ho!" corrected SC Matt.
"Quiet! I don't wanna get sued & thrown into a volcano." I said.
"What does the librarian always say when he checks out material?"
asked SC Andy answering, "Book 'em, Dan Hoe!"
SC Joe & Matt groaned, "CORNY!" (Wheat & Rice as well).
They watched Dan Hoe & his band perform Hawaiian tunes. The band had a drummer, bassist, guitarist & a percussionist (tambourine & vibes) with Dan on vocals & organ. During a band break, the percussionist went over to our heroes.
"I hate to bug you," he said, "I'm Fred Quitman, Dan's percussionist. Do you think you could let me hang out & jam with Kevin Matthews? Kevin's my vibes hero."
The next day, our super boys took hula lessons from Ginger & 2 girls. They danced to a Hawaiian version of "I Wanna Be Loved By You!"
Ginger sang as she did the hula. Even though the SC Bros didn't mind wearing grass skirts, SC Joe & Matt couldn't concentrate with Ginger dancing in front of them & the two girls standing side by side them.
"Come on boys, you dance like Lovey would."
"Man, this is for girls!" complained SC Andy, "I'm going to the beach!" taking his grass skirt off leaving.
SC Andy was @ the beach building a sand castle. Then he heard tropical music being played. A half-mile away, a music video's being shot. SC Andy couldn't believe it was their tour mate, Kevin Matthews.
Gorgeous babes in bikinis watched Kevin playing the vibes wearing swim briefs, while taped music's being played. Then Kevin dropped the mallets & grabbed a mike. And for the 1st time, Kevin sings;
"School's nearly done & you wait in anticipation,
For the bell to ring that starts summer vacation.
Camping, hiking or resting by a fan,
Going to the beach to get a perfect tan.
Swimming, surfing, whatever pleases me,
But I rather look @ girls in bikinis!"
A babe gave him the mallets as she got his mike. Kevin played an awesome cool 1 minute vibraphone solo!
When the video was done, Kevin was mad & upset.
"I thought I told you," turning to his agent, "Hawaiian shirt & swim trunks! What would this do to my career, cancel Boy Conquers America?"
"Trust me." said his agent, "You look hot with the swim briefs on, they'll want you on Pool Watch! Tell you what, we'll shoot the video over again. Have the girls dress in hula gear & you in your mild outfit. We'll have a mild & wild version of your video. Deal?"
"Deal!" he turns to SC Andy, "Was that what you were suggesting?"
SC Andy nodded, then told Kevin something.
Hours later @ The Skipper's Quarters, Dan Hoe's band was practicing. Fred was playing chord progressions softly on the vibes.
Then he couldn't believe it, Kevin Matthews saw him play. After the song, Fred got Kevin to autograph a pic of Kevin playing the vibes.
Then Fred played a cool vibes solo for Kevin & then Kevin played a cool solo for him.
"Thanks SC Andy." said Fred.
At the beach, SC Andy & Ginger watched SC Joe & Matt surfing.
They decided to have a contest & whoever's the best would win a date with Ginger. SC Matt's an awesome surfer, but SC Joe had a good wave.
But then, when they saw a skinny person kissing Ginger, they wiped out on their boards!
"Not Greg Brady & the rocks again!" quipped SC Andy, then he swam into the ocean to rescue his brothers. When they were safely back on shore, they were out of breath!
"Boys, this is my little buddy boyfriend, Billygan!" said Ginger as Billygan's arms was around her as they left.
"Don't you dare laugh, SC Andy!" they said in exhaust.
SC Andy giggled & laughed,
"I thought it was Gilligan!"
The brothers got up enough strength to chase SC Andy all over Oahu with Yakety Sax (aka Benny Hill Show) being the background chase music!
That night @ The 5-0 Dome, it was a sellout! Fans had banners waving various messages;
"GOT GOOD VIBES OVER KEVIN MATTHEWS!"
"SC JOE'S A HOTTIE!"
"I LOVE SC MATT; GREEN POWER!"
"SC ANDY; BOY SUPER HERO!"
"SUPER COOL BROTHERS RULE!"
Fans screamed as our super hero band (in normal super hero outfits) playing awesome music!
At the close of the concert, SC Joe said,
"This is our last stop on the tour! We like to thank Burb Records for putting this tour together, Blackjack Pizza & Mexico Wet Soda for sponsoring this tour. And our good friend & tour mate, Kevin Matthews!"
Girls screamed as SC Matt said,
"We like to close our Hawaii stop with some beach music."
The SC Bros. did;
WIPEOUT:
SC Joe played 1st lead, SC Andy drum solo, SC Matt 2nd lead & SC Andy playing tympani solo.
I GET AROUND:
SC Matt lead singing, SC Joe harmonizing.
SURFIN' USA:
No changes.
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE:
SC Andy plays powerful tympani ending.
When he finished drumming, the concert was over as fans screamed.
"Thank you Hawaii! Aloha! Peace!" yelled our trio.
As for the tour, Burb Records made a total of $12,000,000! Kevin & The SC Bros. each received $1,200,000 (or 10% each).
Aloha Oe's heard in the background as our super hero trio left Hawaii via jet motorcycle. Don't worry, they didn't run out of gas that time, they refueled in California.