Our story starts @ Joey Lawrence's pool house as Andy's surfing
the internet whild Joey's trying to solve a problem.
"What will I go as in the Haloween costume party?" asked Joey.
"Hey Joey!" Andy exclaimed as Joey snapped back,
"No super hero outfits, especially that lame Super Cool Joe! I'm
not a motorcycle super hero who plays in a motorcycle cop band."
"Then why do you like his story?" asked Matt as he read my story.
"An E/I Fanfic." said Joe as he asked Andy for other ideas. But
Andy was sleeping in Joey's bed. Joey & Matt pleaded,
"Don't dream! Don't dream!"
Too late, Andy had a dream.
It started in Joey's penthouse suite #2424. Joey & Matt were
flexing muscles, comparing biceps (scream girls) seeing who's the well
built brother. That was settled when they saw Andy bench press 200
lbs. Then Joey & Matt argued who had the best musical talent.
"Stop it!" yelled Andy, "You're both equal!"
As they shook hands, the alarm rang as the SC Phone rang. Joe
activated the speaker phone as they all said,
"Yes sarge?"
"We got a riot & bomb planted at the neighborhood recreational
center. Hostages are inside."
"We're on it!" as they said in unison, "TIME TO FIGHT CRIME!"
The boys changed into the Super Cool Brothers. Here's how the
costumes looked.
SUPER COOL JOE: Sky blue outfit, red belt & sneakers,
blue cuffs & cape, red white & blue striped briefs.
SUPER COOL MATT: Mint green outfit, blue sneakers,
pine green belt, cuffs & cape, green
white & blue striped briefs.
SUPER COOL ANDY: Red outfit, white sneakers, blue
belt, pink cuffs & cape, same briefs
as Joe's.
Then they took a freight elevator to a secret floor where their
motorcycles await. Joe had that same green police motorcycle, Matt
had the Brotherly Love motorcycle & Andy had a junior model of Matt's
motorcycle.
"Andy's underaged." said Joe & Matt.
Relax, it's only a fanfic! Since the Super Cool Brothers were
famous metropolitan crimefighters, the cops gave a special license to
Andy & permitted him to drive a motorcycle. As long as he fights for
the side of good & is responsible, otherwise he'll have to wait until
he's 16.
The boys wore helmets & drove off. They speeded along...
"287!" said all 3, "We know, that's your favorite highway
number!" Joe & Matt raced each other while Andy popped wheelies.
"Let's quit this long motorcycle ride." said SCJ, "We're
responsible super heroes! To the rec center!"
The SC Bros. went to the rec center where there were police cars
as they got off their bikes.
"Careful boys." the sarge said, "It's the work of that motorcycle
gane, the Serpents!"
The trio looked in as they saw the rec center being destroyed by
graffitti & found hostages held. Super Cool Matt bust open the door &
yelled,
"Don't move!"
The Serpents went to them as their leader Cobra said,
"If it ain't those Stupid Cooky Brudders! The motorcycle rebels!"
"We may drive motorcycles, but were on the side of good!" said SC
Matt.
"Let's fight!" said SC Andy as SC Joe held him back.
"Andy," SC Joe said, "We never fight. Brain power will solve
this. Always talk a problem out & never resort to fighting unless
absolutely necessary. You're wasting taxpayer's money messing up a
recreation center. If you want to be creative, take up art!"
One of the Serpents was about to throw a spray can away, but he
sprayed all over their sneakers as the gang laughed. Cobra approached
Super Cool Joe & said,
"I'm tired of your this!"
"No profanity anagrams!" said SC Matt as Cobra got his
switchblade out.
"I'm gonna be a hero to the I Hate Joey webpage! This is the end
of Super Cool Joe."
Cobra flicked his switchblade & out came a switchblade SPOON!
"You want ice cream with that?" kidded SC Joe.
"(CUCKOO) you, Larry!" yelled Cobra, throwing the spoon away.
(For all concerned parents, no profanity's used. They are
replaced with a cuckoo, so this dialogue can stay in fair territory).
Then Cobra got out a gun & when he pulled the trigger, paint came
out as it ruined SCJ's costume!
"(CUCKOO) paint gun!" yelled Cobra as he ordered the gang to
attack. The Serpents & Super Cool Brothers battled in a Batman 60's
type fight!
POW! SPLAT! OUCH! OOF! and so on. SC Joe & Matt fought with
their fists while Super Cool Andy used his karate & ninja skills he
learned from some rangers & turtles.
SC Joe grabbed Cobra by the neck yelling,
"Where's the bomb?"
"Found it!" said SC Andy as he saw it underneath the bleachers &
brought it out to SC Matt. He disarmed the bomb by punching the stop
button & soaking it in water. Cobra fell down.
Every gang member was beaten & down, except for Viper, the female
member as she taunted,
"You don't have the guts to hit a woman! Against your
principals. So I think I'll beat the (CUCKOO) out of..."
She got a pie in the face as SC Andy threw it.
"I hate lemon meringue." she said as she was about to beat him up.
"POLICE! FREEZE!"
A policewoman cuffed Viper as the cops arrested the gang. Then
our heroes freed the hostages. Afterwards, two girls kissed Super
Cool Joe & Matt.
"Mushy scene!" said Super Cool Andy in disbelief, as a girl his
age kissed him.
"My hero."
"Dissolve to the next scene, QUICK!" yelled SC Andy.
The next scene had the Super Cool Brothers playing in a band. SC
Andy played the drums while SC Joe & Matt played electric guitars.
"Hold it," said SCJ, "Larry, I play piano for real, not guitar.
Why do you have me play the guitar in every fanfic you've written?
And why do you insists on having musical scenes in your fanfics?"
I explained, "It's in your fanfic contract. You don't find much
musical episodes these days on tv, so I'm only trying to save the
music. Joey, you look much cooler with a guitar. Besides that, if
you played piano, you boys would look like another Hanson!"
"Good point." said SC Joe, "Let's get this over with."
The Super Cool Brothers played a rock beat as they all sang in
unison (preventing a lead singer):
"You don't have to fight, to prove a point.
Don't get your head, all out of joint.
Guns & knives won't get you ahead.
They only kill & make others dead.
Check it out! Work your problems through.
Having a solution will see you through.
You'll set an example for all the others.
Take it from us, The Super Cool Brothers."
The first guitar solo was done by Super Cool Matt, playing his
Strat. Then Super Cool Joe took the second guitar solo playing his
hollowed bodied. Then they watched Super Cool Andy play a 60 second
drum solo. When he finished, they put a finish to the song.
"Cool lyrics, Larry." said SC Joe, "I'll continue playing the
guitar in your fanfics. But Matt's only allowed to play the guitar &
sing every 10 years!"
"I won't allow that!" I said, "Matthew Lawrence fans deserve to
hear him play the guitar & sing, even if it's only a fanfic. I saw
his do it for real in 1987 & 1997. Matt can do music, I'm not waiting
for 2007!"
"You tell 'em Larry!" said SC Matt.
But Andy woke up from his dream as he saw Matt in a Robin Hood
outfit & Joey sporting a #45 jersey wearing a Philadelphia Eagles
football uniform.
"We know you dreamt that we were motorcycle super heroes who also
played in a band." said Joe, "Get your costume on, we got a party to
go to."
Andy wore a Spider-Man outfit. At the party, Andy sneaked over
to the drums & played in his costume.
"Grow up!" groaned Joey & Matt, then thy got sprayed by a web.
"Grow up yourselves!" it was Spider-Man, "Andy, may I?"
Andy got off as Spider-Man played a snare drum roll, followed by
a drum solo. When he finished, he told Andy,
"Thanks for being a spider fan. I got to go fight crime!" as
Spider-Man left the party. All that Andy could say was,
"COOL CAMEO!"
That night, Andy had another dream that the Super Cool Brothers
were @ a speedway track. Super Cool Joe & Matt looked at each other
saying,
"I feel the need, FOR SPEED!"
They got on their repective motorcycles & revved up their
engines. Super Cool Andy waved the green flag as they battled each
other in a motorcycle race! Ten laps around the track, the boys drove
100 mph. Joe & Matt switched having the lead so many times, Andy
couldn't keep up watching the race.
When the last lap came, Joe & Matt pushed their adreniline to the
limit. At the finish line, Andy took a picture of the boys crossing
the finish line & waved the chekered flag.
Minutes later, the boys talked trash @ each other.
"Stop insulting each other!" said Andy, "It was a tie!"
"A TIE!" yelled SC Joe & Matt as Andy handed the photo to the
boys. They couldn't belive it either. So they shook hands, then
started to do a dance when Andy handed each of them a checkered flag.
Joe & Matt said as they danced,
"Yeah! Yeah! Tell the others! Don't you mess with the
motorcycle brothers!"
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