At Joey's penthouse, we find our super trio playing as a band. Super Cool Joe played guitar & sang lead, Super Cool Matt played lead guitar & Super Cool Andy drummed. After rehearsal, SC Joe & Matt started packing their backpacks, they were going on a trip.
"Why can't I go?" asked SC Andy, "Because you're gonna date Wonder Babe & Warrior Girl?" then he thought, "While you're out, why not ask Santa to get me an adult ninja styled motorcycle."
"No, SC Andy." said SC Joe, "You got your junior bike."
"But SC Joe," explained SC Andy, "The bike's been acting up. Maybe I'm too heavy for a junior motorcycle for a teen super hero. Besides, I would look so cool driving it in the upcoming Motorcycle Christmas Parade."
"Should've never grown up." said SC Matt, "We'll be back in time for the parade. Just think of yourself as being home alone."
"Yes!" exclaimed SC Andy, "Anyone who breaks in will have to mess with me, teen super hero!" flexing his new muscles.
"SC Andy, we're trusting you that you won't be irresponsible." said SC Joe, "You can invite Snake Teen over." as they left.
In the secret floor, SC Joe & Matt got on their motorcycles.
"Man, we sure pulled one over on SC Andy." said SC Joe, "Let's leave the SC 4000 for teen super hero."
"Wait'll SC Andy finds out what we're going to do @ the party." said SC Matt as they both raced off to see their dates.
The next morning, we switch our fanfic over to the same log cabin off U.S. 68 West (across from Jake's cabin). We find our favorite Christmas villains (Noel, Louie & Scamp), The 3 Scrooges,
sleeping. Louie was snoring real loud that Noel woke him up saying,
"Wake up & go to sleep!" conking Louie in the head!
Scamp was saying "Mee-mee-mee-mee-mee!" while sleeping. Noel held his nose & Scamp wakes up.
"Quit singing in your sleep!" slaps Scamp!
Just as they slept, the telephone rang. Noel thought it was the alarm clock & threw it out. But they woke up as Scamp answered the phone.
"Are you The 3 Scrooges?" she asked.
"No, we're Elysian & Hardy!" said Scamp laughing as Noel pounds him in the stomach, grabs the receiver & conks him on the head with the receiver. Then he tells her they are the Scrooges.
"I'm Luigi Pease, real estate developer." she said, "I have a job for you."
"We'll be right over, Weegi!" exclaimed Noel.
"Don't call me that!" clicks phone on Noel's ear.
The Scrooges got up & ready.
Louie was washing his face when Scamp grabbed the last towel. Louie started screaming,
"Help! I need a towel! I'm going blind!"
Noel gave Louie a towel to clean his face with.
But Louie exclaimed,
"I can't see, I can't see!"
"What's a matter?"
"I got my eyes closed!" Noel pokes Louie in the eyes!
At the penthouse, SC Andy & Snake Teen watched the motorcycle racing Pool Watch episode on video tape. Peter Vasquez (AC Lopez) drove a motorcycle racing against a foe of his & The SC Bros. After winning the race, he got to play SC Andy's drums (with SC Andy on tympani) in the band as SC Matt & Joe sang together. When they stopped the tape, a news report was on. Anchor Nancy Kay reported,
"Real estate typhoon, I mean tycoon, Luigi Pease,
had handed a foreclosure to the junior rec center to make room for a hotel. She already owns the Banana Hotels on Marvin Gardens & Atlantic. Now she wants a hotel on Ventnor."
SC Andy was shocked! He & his brothers played @ the rec center. Andy learned karate, Joey was in the basketball team & Matt played ping pong.
Unfortunately, Snake Teen remembers his Uncle Cobra terrorizing the place.
"Time to fight crime!" yelled SC Andy as he & Snake Teen went to the secret floor. When he got on his junior motorcycle, it broke down for good! So he had Snake Teen sit in the sidecar as SC Andy drove The SC 4000 to the rec center. They met Mr. Oxford (the owner of the center) who felt sad.
"That monopoly woman wants $115,000 up front or the rec center will be destroyed!" explained Mr. Oxford asking, "How can I come up with that kind of money?"
"How about a benefit concert?" asked Snake Teen,
"My friend & his brothers would surely give a cool concert to help the rec center."
"Splendid!" he exclaimed, "That would save the rec center."
When they left the rec center on the SC 4000, SC Andy told Snake Teen,
"My brothers are out of town dating the super babes! This is a fine how do you do."
"How do you do!" quipped Snake Teen as SC Andy conked him on the head, "Hey! Quit behaving like The 3 Scrooges!"
"You got me into this mess. How am I going to get out?" said SC Andy driving.
Just then, he saw 2 Kawasaki motorcycles zooming by. SC Andy chased the bikes & had them pull over to the side. He walked to them & asked,
"Are you The Motorcycle Brothers?"
SC Andy was pumped when they took off their helmets, it's Joe & Matt Roman!
"SC Andy!" said Joe Roman, "Where's SC Joe? We got a motorcycle race to challenge him to. And to make an appearance @ the Motorcycle Christmas Parade."
SC Andy explained about their dates. Then he wanted them to follow him home to the penthouse. As they drove, SC Andy got an idea as they went home.
They parked their bikes on the secret floor, went up to #2424. The Romans were impressed where they lived.
"Man, if your super brothers knew you brought strangers in the house, you would be grounded for revealing your true identity." said Snake Teen.
SC Andy left & brought some spare SC Joe & Matt costumes.
"You want us to wear the super hero outfits?"
asked Matt Roman as SC Andy nodded.
"I think he wants us to be his doubles!" said Joe asking, "Why?"
SC Andy explained about the rec center being in jeopardy. So Joe & Matt Roman agreed & SC Andy had another brilliant idea. He called some of his friends up, then called reporter Nancy Kay. The next morning on QBC News, Nancy Kay reported,
"I just received tip that The SC Bros. will give a benefit concert @ the Hammer Dome to help save the rec center from being destroyed. SC Andy also has a surprise in store."
At the headquarters of Luigi Pease's office, she was furious over the news, turns off the tv & talks to The 3 Scrooges.
"Are you nitwits certified Christmas villains?"
she asked.
"Sure we are, here's our card." said Scamp as Noel looks @ it.
"You mongoose, that's the 4 of clubs!" Noel pokes Scamp in the eyes!
"Are you guys strapped?" she asked.
"Course we are!" said Louie referring to his suspenders. Noel pulled his suspenders & lets go hurting Louie!
Luigi slaps all 3 Scrooges, "Will you quit acting like stooges! I want that hotel on Ventnor, I want that benefit money, I want it now!"
"Doesn't she sound like Veruca Salt off 'Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory'?" asked Scamp.
"Shut up!" said Noel. Scamp stuck his tongue out @ him & Noel shakes pepper on his tongue! Scamp gags & grabs a pitcher of water drinking it.
"Don't be a MMM Boppin pig, Hamson!" said Noel punching him in the stomach as Scamp spat water @ Noel. Louie laughed & Noel poked Louie in the eyes!
At the benefit concert, fans screamed over our super band. The Romans didn't mind pretending to be SC Joe & Matt. In this concert, the two tympanis were placed in between two sets of drums, one of SC Andy, the other for Snake Teen.
"And now for our last number, SC Andy has a surprise in store." said SC Joe, "This will be a long drum solo."
The band played a rock instrumental. SC Joe played guitar solo #1 & SC Matt played guitar solo #2.
Then SC Andy & Snake Teen dueled it out on the drums.
The spotlight came on the tympanis when AC Lopez played the tympanis! Then Eric Freidle played a drum solo on ST's drums, Bodybuilder Man played a tympani solo, Jamal from Jamaican Paradise played SC Andy's drums, Mike Cameron from Lifeguards played a tympani solo, Spider-Man played SC Andy's drums, Andy Roman played ST's drums, Magic Jordan played SC Andy's drums, Slammer played a tympani solo & Adam from Pool Watch played ST's drums. SC Joe & Matt played a guitar piece for a minute & then sang,
"On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. 12 Drummers Drumming!"
The spotlight came on as all 12 lined up side by side, each playing a drum roll on 12 snare drums! The fans liked it. When the concert was over, the 12 drummers took a group pic.
"Thanks for coming, this will help out the rec center." said SC Andy holding the check.
Just then, 3 strange plumbers came by & one grabbed the check saying,
"That's the right amount to pay The Hammer Dome's water bill!"
Then they got away as Noel grabbed Louie's ear & Scamp's hair, running off!
"Not The 3 Scrooges." moaned SC Andy.
"No wonder the real SC Joe & Matt didn't want to be in this fanfic," thought Snake Teen, "They hate fighting these Christmas villains!"
So The 3 Scrooges got away in their ice cream truck. Our heroes followed them on their vehicles (SC Andy driving the SC 4000) for a crazy chase around Metropolitan City, just like "What's Up Doc?".
The 3 Scrooges had the unfortunate luck to crash into a pie delivery truck. They got out as Noel yelled,
"Why don't you look where I'm driving!"
The delivery man gave Noel a pie in the face.
Louie & Scamp laughed as Noel socked it to them. Then Snake Teen & The SC Bros. got into the pie fight! It was a wild fight just like last year's SCB 3 Scrooges fanfic. Then a limo pulled up, it was Luigi Pease!
"Your rec center's going down SC Bros.! No one can stop the Banana Hotel Monopoly Queen!" a cackling laugh until someone gave her a pie in the face.
"IRS Agent!" he said as the police arrived,
"Luigi Pease, you owe $1,000,000 in taxes. I'm afraid the hotels on Atlantic & Marvin Gardens will be placed under new ownership. You're going to jail."
Luigi was taken away along with The 3 Scrooges.
"Wait!" exclaimed SC Andy, "I got a better fate for The 3 Scrooges."
At Metropolitan City Zoo, the rest of the 12 Days of Christmas was displayed. The 5 golden rings were linked in front of the zoo sign. 11 Pipers Piped as the 9 Ladies Danced. The 10 Lord Leaped their way to the gentlemen's room to take a leak (couldn't resist)!
The 8 Maids Milked cows & in the pond, 7 Swans & 6 Geese. In the bird house (along with a toco toucan;

NO FRUIT LOOPS PLEASE, couldn't resist again!), the Partridge, 2 Turtle Doves & 4 Calling Birds. In the hen house, people laughed seeing The 3 Scrooges dressed up as chickens wearing berets, 3 French Hens!
"Thanks for saving my rec center." said Mr. Oxford as he got the check from SC Andy.
When they arrived home, SC Andy was shocked that the real SC Joe & Matt came back from their vacation.
"Inviting strangers?" SC Joe asked, "Now the world will know that The Nicholson Brothers are The SC Bros.! You're grounded for life! Take off our costumes!" They discovered that Joe & Matt Roman filled in for them. Joe explained everything that happened & that they battled The 3 Scrooges in a pie fight to help save the rec center. "Sorry I got after you Andy." said Joey, "We hate pie fighting The 3 Scrooges. Grounding's suspended.
Anyway we can repay you Romans?"
At the speedway track, SC Joe & Matt raced The Motorcycle Brothers in a 24 lap race as SC Andy watched. Three ninja bikes vs a police motorcycle,
speeded along the track. After 24 laps, it was a tie between SC Matt & Matt Roman. After the race, SC Joe & Joe Roman told their brothers it was a Christmas gift from them to let them win the race.
"Speaking of Christmas, we got a party to go to."
said SC Andy, "David Feagan Comics is throwing a Christmas party."
"I completely forgot," said SC Joe, "I got to pick up a guest. Not a second to spare!" as SC Joe speeded off the track.
That night @ David Feagan Comics, SC Joe brought his guest to the party room & when they entered,
"SURPRISE! Happy birthday, David Fagin!"
Indeed, it was David Fagin's birthday as he got cards & presents along with cake & punch. Then David Feagan approached & said,
"The SC Bros. tell me you're a talented artist.
I saw your drawings on various SC Bros. websites. How would you like to work for my comic book company?"
"COOL!"
At the party, SC Andy & AC Lopez each had two tympanis, playing an awesome solo. SC Andy was first,
followed by AC Lopez. Then they played a fanfare & drum roll together! They slapped hands congratulating each other.
"Sorry I can't stay, I got to visit my family for Christmas." said AC as he left. Then SC Andy announced,
"Now singing their hit song, Motorcycle Brothers,
here's Triple Pepperoni's Joe & Matt Roman!"
SC Andy went to his drums as Joe & Matt Roman strapped their electric guitars & sang the song. SC Joe's dancing with Wonder Babe & SC Matt danced with Warrior Girl.
After the song, Sarge O'Ryan interrupted saying,
"Somebody stole The SC 4000!"
Our super trio left the building & out into the street. Then they saw Santa driving a blue ninja styled motorcycle on the other side of the street.
Then he turned around & pulled over to the building.
Then they noticed that Santa wasn't fat, but muscular & trim.
"Have you been a good teen super hero?" asked Santa.
SC Andy was pumped when he looked @ the motorcycle & saw his name on the side of the bike.
"Merry Christmas, SC Andy!" yelled SC Joe & Matt.
"COOL! An adult sized motorcycle!"
"SC Andy," said SC Joe, "We're sorry that we've been ignoring how grown up you become. You really are a cool teen role model being a new teenager."
"You think you could handle a bike like that?"
asked SC Matt.
"If I can drive the SC 4000, I can drive this. I thought I had to be 16 to drive this bike." said SC Andy.
"Remember, you're still under my oath." reminded Sarge O'Ryan.
Santa took off his beard & helmet to reveal he's AC Lopez. Then SC Andy drove AC Lopez to his parent's house on the new SC Andy motorcycle.
A few days later, Downtown Metroploitan City had a Motorcycle Christmas Parade to raise money for toys for needy kids. Lots of bikes paraded downtown. Some motorcycles pulled floats that mostly had rock bands performing. Metropolitan City's finest lead the parade, then gangs participated (NO, not The Serpents), even Santa drove a bike. Then Joe & Matt Roman (with Andy riding behind Joe) on their Kawasakis, followed by Warrior Girl driving with Wonder Babe in the sidecar. When the parade nearly ended, girls screamed over The SC Bros. in the parade,
with SC Andy driving his new blue motorcycle.
When the parade was over, The SC Bros. said good-bye to the Romans as they drove back to Philadelphia. Then Wonder Babe & Warrior Girl had them stand under mistletoe as they kissed their super boys. SC Andy gagged, but then was shocked when the two babes got on their knees asking,
"Will you marry me?"
"WILL THE TRIO BE A QUINTET? IS THERE A DOUBLE WEDDING AHEAD? WILL JOEY & MATT LAWRENCE FANS THROW TOMATOES @ LARRY FOR THIS?"
"Shut up!" yelled SC Joe, "It's Larry's 50th & final fanfic!"
"Yes, we'll marry you!" they said. Lawrence fans threw tomatoes @ me!