The fanfic starts @ the basement gym. Andy's practicing his
karate on a punching bag while Joey & Matt swam laps @ the pool.
When
they got out, they flexed muscles pretending to be "Pool Watch" stars
(more on that later).
Up @ the penthouse, Joey & Matt put their swimwear in the dryer
since it doubled as part of their super hero outfits. They find Andy
watching "Pool Watch", a tv series about friends & lifeguards @ a
swimming pool. Joey & Matt had a crush on the twin lifeguard sisters
while Andy liked Peter Vasquez, played by AC Lopez. The reason
Andy
liked AC Lopez, he also plays the drums. Whenever AC played, Andy
would rush to his drum set & play what he played.
"I'm gonna have a long talk with Andy." said Joey, "He should
start liking girls."
"No Joey!" said Matt, "Andy's going through a stage of hero
worship. He only likes AC for his drumming. Just like I was with Roy
Reinerman, the football quarterback, when we threw passes &
autographed my football."
A few hours later, Andy was on The Super Cool Brothers website.
When checking his e-mail, he found one from QBC (Quality
Broadcasting
Corporation). Andy read the note & printed it up.
"Joey! Matt!" exclaimed Andy, "I got an e-mail from QBC! They
want The SC Bros. to appear on The Tom Martin Thanksgiving
Telethon
during teen hours! Should we appear?"
"Great cause," said Matt, "Donations go to homeless shelters for
people who live there have a good holiday season."
"I guess we can have one episode without villains. Let's do it!"
said Joey.
Every Saturday before Thanksgiving, QBC broadcasts a tradition
from 12:00 Noon-10:00 pm (CST), The Tom Martin Thankgiving
Telethon.
Former straight-man, game show host/panelist Tom devotes 8 out of 10
hours, resting from 4:00-6:00 for teen hours. It's not that Tom
dislikes teens, he just needs the rest for prime time. We pickup the
story as two teen hosts start the telethon.
"Welcome back to the telethon!" he said.
"I'm Caroline O'Green,"
"I'm Eric Friedle from 'Boy Conquers America'. I'm excited, it's
my first telethon!"
"Welcome to our teen hours!" said Caroline, "Coming up, we got
the costumed troubadors who know how to rock & educate, The Super
Cool
Brothers!" teens scream, "The 'Pool Watch' cast will swim!"
"Ooow!" yelled Eric, "I'm going to be swimming with them!"
"Lucky you." said Caroline, "Get me AC's autograph."
"And remember, please keep calling the number on your screen &
pledge!" said Eric, "But now I got a surprise. My co-star not only
acts, he has a hidden talent. He's been playing the vibraphone since
he was 14 years old. Meet my older tv-brother, also from 'Boy
Conquers America', Kevin Matthews!"
Fans cheered as Kevin played a funky tune on the vibes,
accompanied by taped music. Don't worry, Kevin's playing for real.
Nobody fakes their instrument playing on my fanfics, or they'll pull a
Milli Vanilli!
About 15 minutes later, after business firms issued checks for
the telethon, Caroline said,
"You think Hanson's hot! These 3 boys not only fight crime &
look good on their motorcycles, they do pretty good songs. Here they
are, The Super Cool Brothers!"
The SC Bros. were on tv. SC Andy rocked on the drums while SC
Joe & Matt played electric guitars. They played a rock beat as each
hero took turns being lead singer (again, to please every Lawrence
fan!).
SC MATT:
Giving is the reason,
for the holiday season.
SC JOE:
Donate food, clothes & toys,
to needy girls & boys.
SC ANDY:
Spread some love, goodwill & cheer,
May it last throughout the year.
SC BROS:
You'll feel good inside from your heart,
Helping others is really smart.
SC Andy played a small drum solo. Then SC Joe played guitar solo
#1, followed by SC Matt's 2nd guitar solo. SC Andy stopped
drumming
as SC Joe & Matt capped an ending. Fans screamed as Caroline &
Eric
interviewed them.
"You heroes are really super cool!" said Caroline, "I love
everyone of your educational/informative songs, but I like SC Joe's
guitar playing!"
"We believe in teamwork & equality!" said SC Joe, "We write
music, Larry writes lyrics."
"Now it's time to check the toteboard..."
"Wait!" said Eric, "Since this is my first telethon, I always
wanted to do something & want to get it out of my system!"
Eric rushed to the empty orchestra area, went to the tympani,
grabbed some mallets & played a tympani drum roll.
The toteboard which read $757,046 changed to $764,287! Eric
still played the tympani & SC Joe jammed with Eric playing guitar
until they were off the air a minute later. The station manager got
after Eric saying,
"You play those drums again & it will be your last telethon!"
The assistant producer told the station manager that a fan
donated $250 when Eric played the tympani.
"Quick thinking, good job!" said the manager.
The SC Bros. were about to head home as their secret roadies
loaded their instruments.
"Wait!" exclaimed Eric, "Can you give me a lift to the pool? My
limo's broke down"
"Cool!" said SC Matt, "We're gonna meet the Pool Watch sisters!"
SC Joe handed Eric a helmet as Eric rode with SC Joe, with his
brothers following. Since this story's set in November, they went to
an indoor pool!
At the indoor pool, our heroes watched as they saw the
performance for the telethon. Jenny & Penny Elysian (the gorgeous
twin lifeguard sisters) did some synchronized swimming. Then Eric
challenged AC Lopez to a 100 meter race. They had the same
swimwear
on as they raced each other. Even though AC's a former Olympic
swimmer, he let Eric win!
After the tv crew left, our heroes got to meet the Pool Watch
stars. SC Joe met Penny & SC Matt mett Jenny.
"If you're ever in distress, call on the coolest motorcycle super
hero." bragged SC Joe.
"Man, I like to take you out on a date." said SC Matt.
The girls approached our heroes & pushed them into the pool
(shallow water).
"We already have boyfriends!" they both said to our wet super
heroes, as they got stung!
SC Andy saw AC Lopez relaxing in the hot tub. Just as he was
about to talk to his hero, bodyguards approached.
"No one talks to AC Lopez!" said one in a mean voice, "No boy
fans allowed, just girls!"
"I just wanted to tell AC he's the coolest drummer." pleaded SC
Andy.
But the bodyguards picked up SC Andy & threw him into the pool
(deep end). AC got out of the hot tub & told his bodyguards,
"You're fired!"
AC then rescued our boy super hero who was drowning. His older
brothers saw AC give him mouth-to-mouth recusitation. SC Andy was
ok.
"Thanks AC! But what about your bodyguards?"
"They're looking for employment." said AC, "I'm a big fan of
yours too! How about you escort me to my house & we'll have a drum
session!"
SC Andy was pumped. AC drove his convertible with SC Andy
behind
on his junior motorcycle, going to AC Lopez's house. He had a special
sound-proof room where he keeps a pair of congas, a pair of tympanis
&
a 10 piece set of drums. SC Andy stood on a footstool banging congas
while AC played a drum solo. Then he had SC Andy play his drum set
while AC played the tympani. SC Andy was impressed when AC
played a
tympani solo. When they finished, SC Andy asked,
"Will you teach me to play the tympani?"
AC got the footstool & handed him some mallets as SC Andy stood
in front of the drum.
"To play," he instructed, "Always play the tympani near the rim,
never in the middle of it."
AC showed him by playing a drum roll. Andy tried it & he was a
pro!
"Did you take lessons?" he asked.
"No. I saw you play tympani twice on Pool Watch & on that home
video 'Beginner Drums & Percussion With AC Lopez'" said SC Andy,
"You're the coolest tv star 7 awesome drummer. I got all your drum
pics!"
"SC Andy," said AC, "The Pool Watch producers want me to quit
playing the drums. They call it recovering the ratings, I call it a
bunch of (CUCKOO!)."
SC Andy got mad, "If that's the case, I quit watching Pool Watch!
I hope you get canceled!"
"Don't blame me!" pleaded AC, "I don't like it either. You
brothers have guts to play music in your super hero outfits & your
songs are awesome! If you had a tv series, they probably don't want
you to play & sing on the show!"
SC Andy left mad as he drove his junior motorcycle home.
When he reached home (as Andy), Joey & Matt teased him about
his
"date" with AC. Then he rushed to his bedroom & tore down AC's
posters & put the scrapbook in the waistbasket. Joey saw this &
calmed Andy down. Andy explained to Joey that Pool Watch is
ditching
his drumming.
"Andy," said Joey, "When I was your age, I had a music hero too.
Mine was actor Scott Bayer. He played the same guitar I have,
released 3 albums & even met him & saw him in concert. I was upset
when he gave up the guitar for acting, but I learned how to play like
him & even better. Save your scrapbbok Andy, you'll always have the
memories."
Matt came into the bedroom & told Andy he's got e-mail. Andy
went to the computer & saw it was from AC Lopez. The message read,
"SC Andy, I talked to my agent. How would you like to do
something cool?" Andy read the rest of the message & replied.
Weeks later, the boys were watching Pool Watch. When it went to
commercial, we find AC Lopez & Super Cool Andy @ an outdoor
b-ball
court, playing tympani together. Then they played an identical drum
set together as AC rapped,
"When I was a bully @ my school,
a teacher told me not to be a fool.
Gave me some advice to win some chums,
Don't punch kids, beat on a set of drums!"
AC played a small drum solo. Then SC Andy played & rapped,
"I'm Super Cool Andy, boy super hero,
Don't touch drugs, don't want to be a zero.
Drop the G in DRUGS & place an M,
Get high playing on a set of drums!"
SC Andy played a small drum solo. Then they played together.
The coolest public service announcement made! Joey & Matt liked it.
THE END!
"HEY WAIT A MINUTE!" complained a fan, "SUPER COOL JOE &
ANDY RAPPED,
WHAT ABOUT SUPER COOL MATT!"
To please this fan, here's Super Cool Matt playing his electric
guitar. Playing rhythm, tapping on his wah-wah pedal & rapped,
"I'm Super Cool Matt, the super teen,
The super hero dressed in green!
The last brother who gets to rap,
Get with the beat & start to clap!
My fans are pleased & think they're in heaven,
& don't have to wait until 2007!
Got it out of my system, feel good so far,
I prefer singing & playing guitar.
Joe & Andy rapped, now I did too,
Now we're even & I am..."
"BOO!" yelled Joey & Andy.
To close this fanfic, footnotes:
1).
Tom Martin raised $2,000,000!
2).
Eric Friedle got to play the drums while Kevin
Matthews played the vibes on a musical "Boy
Conquers America" episode.
3).
AC Lopez got to play the drums again by petitioned
fans.
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