Joe Roman & The White Angels in Band Practice
(This fanfic's about a ROCK-TV series called Band
Practice, simular to MTV's Real World. This story
will be written in script form).
(Music's heard outside a studio)
RAY:
Hi, I'm Ray Walters, Pacific recording artist &
star of Florida Beach 35410. Welcome to Band
Practice. Tonight, you'll meet the hottest
combo rock/jazz/pop band, The White Angels.
You'll learn about this 9 piece combo & follow
them through their lives. Follow me, camera
crew.
(The camera crew follows Ray into the studio where
they are practicing. The band's finishing a song with
Eric playing tympani.)
FRANK:
Hold it! (Music stops) Eric, you think we
could have one number without a tympani piece?
ERIC:
No, I like to play because my muscles get
stronger. (Eric shows off his muscles, then
plays tympani drum roll). I bet you girls who
are watching are screaming right now.
BAND: ERIC!
(The band argues over the arrangement.)
RAY:
These guys really get along, though Eric's the
Homer Simpson of the band. Let's follow the
band members.
(We find Ralph Andretti with wife Heather & son Ranny,
watching a hockey game between the Philadelphia Flyers
& the Anaheim Mighty Ducks.)
RALPH:
My family enjoys going to hockey games. I
find
the game exciting to watch. One of the
coolest
honors was getting to play the stadium organ
in an intermission set.
(Ushers come to tell Ralph something & Ralph leaves
his seat to go with them. They take Ralph to where
the stadium organ is & finds the organist going @ it.)
RALPH: This is really cool!
(The end of the 1st period comes as Ralph sits down on
the organ.)
PA ANNOUNCER:
The Philadelphia Flyers now present
for your 1st intermission
entertainment.
From The White Angels, organist Ralph
Andretti.
(Fans cheer as Ralph plays a funky organ solo & fans
see Ralph playing on the monitor.)
RALPH:
(Thinking) (Fans ask me why I don't play piano.
I tell them I'm use to double keys & that I can
do many things on the organ.)
(Ralph plays another song & this time sings.)
(The next scene's @ Jason's apartment where he's
sitting on his balcony playing bass guitar.)
JASON:
This is my quiet time when I'm not with the
band.
Being married & having 2 girls made me
a family man.
(Jason & his 2 daughters are in the apartment pool
swimming.)
JASON:
(I love my two girls very much. They adore me
even though I only play bass.)
(Jason's in the girls' bedroom as he plays his bass &
raps them to sleep.)
JASON:
The girls love to hear me rap & sometimes
sing.
But I was really hurt about losing that
high
school talent show, just because of my color.
(Shows footage of Jason's high school performance
rapping & playing bass.)
(Next scene has Bart jogging @ a park.)
BART:
When I'm not with the band, I like to keep my
body in shape. I jog, swim & workout all I
can. Joe & I are the hunks of the band.
(At band practice)
BART:
Hey Frank, who's the Mr. Universe of The White
Angels?
(Bart & Joe flex their muscles comparing their bodies.
Eric butts in playing a snare drum roll.)
BART & JOE: ERIC!
ERIC:
Hey, I could be part of this too! (Eric flexes
his muscles.)
(Bart's in the studio playing his tenor sax.)
BART:
(I've always believed in myself & knew that I
would get somewhere with music. Playing the
sax relaxes me.)
BART:
Why I also play the guitar? When I was in
high school jazz band, I had to double on 2
instruments. So my brother taught me how to
play the guitar.
(Bart plays the guitar & sings a song during band
practice.)
BART:
In the band, I only play rhythm guitar because
I respect Joe Roman's talent as a guitarist.
But Joe lets me get one guitar solo in a set.
To my loyal fan Johnny Austin, enjoy.
(Bart plays a super guitar solo.)
(Eric's in the studio wearing Guts while playing
tympani.)
ERIC: (I may be crazy, but I'm cool!)
ERIC: I'm often asked why I like playing tympani.
For
fans out there, The Beach Dudes inspired me.
I'm friends with their drummer-tympanist. A
lot of people also remember me as a teen male
model. This is my favorite cover, me in Guts
surrounded by bikini babes giving me kisses.
(Eric plays a drum solo.)
ERIC:
Frank realized I had potential when he saw me
playing the drums @ the park. He really turned
my life around. Everyone in the band has their
creative turn. On the upcoming CD, I play a
song I wrote entitled Eric's Power.
(Eric plays a tympani solo with Joe playing heroic
music on his electric guitar.)
(On the streets of Philadelphia, we find Joe driving a
ninja motorcycle. As Joe drives, he thinks...)
JOE: (When I'm not playing guitar, I drive my
motorcycle to relax. A long time ago, my
brother Matt & his band Triple Pepperoni, did
a cool song.)
(Shows clip of Joe & Matt singing Motorcycle
Brothers.)
JOE:
I'm considered the rebel of the band. I'm the
lead singer & have a 5:00 shadow beard.
However, Ben & Fred also drive motorcycles as
well.
(At home, he practices his guitar with his kid, Scott
Roman, jams with him by strumming along.)
SCOTT: You're great, Daddy!
JOE: Folks, 10 years from now, meet the future
guitarist, Scott Roman.
(Joe in the studio.)
JOE:
Fans notice my Washborn guitar. One asked me if
I was inspired by Scott Bayer & I was.
(Shows clip of Scott Bayer playing the same guitar in
his 80's sitcom.)
JOE: Frank & I have been best friends & share our
love for jazz.
(Joe plays a cool guitar solo.)
JOE:
I'm also the lead singer of the band. Frank
prefers me playing guitar while singing instead
of holding a mike. He tells me I'm part of the
team that way. Frank also had the guys take
singing lessons so they could lead sing. I
guess Frank could never play the trumpet & sing
@ the same time.
(Ben & Fred are in the studio. Ben playing vibes,
Fred on marimba.)
BEN:
(Fred & I have to fight for attention to play
with the band. There's hardly any songs that
call for the vibes &/or marimba. So Fred & I
play our own arrangements.)
FRED:
(Our big moment is when we play our original
tune, Tropical Breezes. Ben & I each get to
solo, Ben joins me playing marimba, we switch
instruments, then Ben comes back to his vibes
& we both play vibes.)
BEN:
When I was in high school & the director
introduced me to the vibes, he showed me that it
could be a cool instrument to play. At one
point, I wore my Guts playing vibes on the beach
shore just to attract babes. I can play jazz,
pop & rock on the vibes. Check this pic out
of Fred I got.
(Shows a pic of Fred in basketball uniform playing
marimba.)
FRED:
The marimba's a pretty awesome instrument. I
even wrote a song that won me a percussion
contest. Back in San Antonio, I played
marimba in various mariachi bands.
(Shows clip of Fred in a band @ the Riverwalk.)
FRED: When I saved enough money, I moved to Philly
to play in my cousin's band. I won a place
in the band & Ben's heart as well as Frank's
ear. Check this pic of Ben I got.
(Shows pic of Ben in football uniform playing the
vibes.)
(Franks plays trumpet.)
FRANK:
(I like being the leader. All my musical
life,
I've was placed in the horn section,
unimportant to the band. But now, I'm a
leader.)
(Joe joins in playing guitar.)
FRANK: Joe's been my best friend since we were 14.
(At Frank's house, he helps his son on a school
project.)
FRANK:
When we were doing an orphans' show
educating them about music as a super hero
band, Michael melted my heart when he called
me Daddy. I ended up adopting Michael. He
gets along with Joe's son Scott. When Michael
gets good on trumpet, we'll have another
generation of musicians.
(Frank plays a duet with Victoria & after the song,
they kissed.)
VICTORIA:
(Frank's a hunk! He's really a gentleman
who lets me play trumpet as well.)
(Victoria plays trumpet solo.)
VICTORIA:
Right now, I'm attending college to finish
my senior year. Then I'll join Frank's
band. We hit it off when we first met @
Jersey Beach. I've played trumpet since
high school.
(Back @ the studio, the band plays a pop number.
Frank & Victoria play a trumpet duet, Bart a sax solo,
Ben a vibes solo, Fred a marimba solo, Ralph an organ
solo, Joe a guitar solo, Jason a bass solo & Eric a
drums solo. The band puts a finish as Band Practice
ends.)
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