LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA


It's hot & humid in the California desert. Along I-10 West came a tour bus & 9 motorcycles going to their next to last stop, LA. They had two concerts; a waterpark & The Hollywood Bowl. When the band headed to Anaheim to their hotel, the desk clerk had a telegram for Joe. "Probably another female fan." he quipped. He looked @ it & was from Claire & Andy wanting them to pick them up @ the airport. So Joe borrowed Frank's bike/sidecar & drove off. At the airport, Joe waited around Gate #35 as a plane arrived from Philadelphia landed. Amongst the people he spotted Claire & Andy. They hugged. "I can't believe my baby Matty's getting married." cried Claire, "What a success he made for himself." "So cool to come back!" exclaimed Andy asking, "Joe, you think you could ask Frank if I could jam on a song @ the waterpark concert? I wanna impress the babes!" "You're not stripping to that swimwear!" snapped Claire. "Mom, I'm 16 years old!" complained Andy. "Claire, let Andy grow up." said Joe telling him, "I'll se what I can do." After getting their luggage, Joe got a cab as he & Andy loaded the luggage. Claire got in the cab & instructed the driver to go to the Anaheim Hotel. Joe wanted Andy with him as they went to the motorcycle. "OK, 16 year old dude, drive me." said Joe getting in the sidecar, "You're a Roman brother & not only are we musicians, but motorcyclists." "Cool!" exclaimed Andy putting on a helmet a mounting on. After leaving the airport, Andy drove fast & safely. Meanwhile, the Andretti family went to visit The Mighty Ducks Museum. It had exhibits of the famous hockey team + the movie team, including an autographed jersey from Joshua Jackson. During the visit, a PR from the team spotted Ralph. "Aren't you the organist from the Flyers?" he asked. "Guest organist." he said, "I play for The White Angels." The PR introduced himself, then he took them to the arena where the Ducks play their home games. There they went to a private room & Ralph couldn't believe it! There's a Yamada deluxe double keyboard organ with a mike. "Go ahead, try it out." Ralph sat down & played. He loved messing on that organ. The PR encouraged Ralph to sing, which he did. Ralph liked the sound of that organ. "How would you like to be our organist?" he asked, "We'll let you play intermission sets, sing every game, maybe get some of the Ducks to play with you as a band. All we require is you have to move to Anaheim & quit The White Angels." The family was shocked. "I'm pretty happy being a White Angel." Ralph said, "But this is a good offer." "Look, the job is yours. You'll start October 2." "I can't." said Ralph, "Got a Houston concert that day, thanks to Hurricane Beverly." "How about in late October @ the start of the season?" he asked, "I'll give you some time to think it over." That evening, Andy was impressing babes in the hotel pool with his body & Guts. The he swam around the pool doing some laps. "Andy's sure growing up, Mom." said Matt "He needs to slow down." said Claire. "After toweling himself off & changing into a t-shirt & shorts, Andy was about to go back to the hotel room until he heard music from the hotel restaurant-bar. Andy was pumped seeing a 4-piece jazz band consisting of drums, bass, vibes & leading on electric guitar, Joe's guitar hero, Scott Bayer. The band took a break & Andy talked to Scott. "Cool guitar playing. Do you still sing?" "No." Scott snapped, "You want an autograph? What's your name?" "Andy Roman." "Sorry I snapped @ you." Scott said, "You wouldn't happen to be related to Joe Roman?" Andy shook his head. "Cool!" "I thought of a cool idea." Andy explained, "The waterpark concert's in 2 days. Why not make a guest appearance & jam with Joe. I'll talk to Ray Walters about it." "Would be nice." said Scott. Then he & the band played with Andy watching. When Andy left, Ray Walters came by & told Scott he could guest appear. The next day, Victoria drove the bike with Frank holding on & Michael in the sidecar. "It's about time women's lib happened." quipped Victoria. They headed to a suburb called Lawndale where Frank's parents lived @ 2436 Kempwood. Frank introduced them. "You got married?" asked Dad. "Not yet." said Frank. "But you have a child." said Mom. "Mom, Dad, this is my adopted son, Michael Brandis. He's gonna be a trumpet player soon." "Yeah!" Michael said, "When I get good, me & Scott Roman's putting a band together." "Son, you're letting this trumpet thing go too far!" said Dad, "You & Joe became friends & played in a band. I'd thought you'd get a real job & give up the trumpet." "Fine Dad." snapped Frank. "Calm down, honey." said Vicki. "No!" Frank yelled, "When I was 12 years old, I wanted a game system for my birthday. But you got me my 1st trumpet! Why? To have something to do with my hands & being constructive." "He's right." said Mom. "Just think what would've happened if I had that game system. I'd be a valley dude bum who wouldn't care about getting a job. Just playing games & hanging out with gnarly surfer dudes." "You got me there, son." said Dad. Then Frank invited his parents to attend his wedding @ The Hollywood Bowl. Splash & Swim; the coolest waterpark of the USA, had it's own pool arena for concerts. Girls screamed because for the only time, Matt & Phoebe Dee wore Guts Swimwear while performing. Of course, Joe came out & performed "Motorcycle Brothers" with Matt. After the song, Matt said, "For our last song, I'd like to do a song for Phoebe. She & I are getting married in a few days." Girls sighed as Matt sang & played to Phoebe. After the song, he unstrapped the guitar, then he & Phoebe jumped in the pool as fans cheered. Then, The White Angels performed their last concert in Guts. They did all their songs. In the middle of the concert, Jason blindfolded Joe as Frank announced, "For this number, we're having a jam session. We got a surprise for you Joe." Joe heard fans screaming & then electric guitar music playing. "Ladies & gentlemen, the dude who inspired Joe Roman to play the guitar, Scott Bayer!" Joe took of the blindfold & saw Scott play. Then tympani music's heard. Joe saw Andy Roman play with Eric. "Jammin on tympani & drums, Joey's kid brother, Andy Roman!" The band played a jam session. Frank played a trumpet solo, Ben a vibes solo & Fred a marimba solo. Then Joe played guitar solo #1 as Scott chunked. Then Scott soloed & Joe chunked. The band stopped & watched Andy play a super tympani solo as Eric drummed on his drums. As Eric got up, Andy played a hard drumroll, then Eric got some mallets & played a hard drumroll on the other tympani. Andy stopped, sat down, grabbed some sticks & played a cool drum solo. Then the band put a finish as the crowd cheered. When they finished, they went to their dressing room. The band was celebrating the near end of the concert tour. But Ralph wasn't in a party mood. "Cheer up, Ralph." said Frank, "You're going to play the organ & sing @ the wedding." "Frank." Ralph explained, "I just got an offer to be The Mighty Duck's official organist. That is, after Houston, I might have to leave the band. I don't know whether to stay in cold Philly or move to sunny Anaheim. Who could take my place?" "Listen to your heart, Ralph." said Frank, "Maybe Ray could get David Lubbock Brian, he's a keyboard whiz on 35410." The Hollywood Bowl-9:00 am. On the stage we find a wedding ceremony. Best men were Ben (Fred), Joe (Matt) & Michael (Frank). Andy was Matt's groomsmen. Maid of honors; Stephanie (Danielle), Kristen (Phoebe) & Claire (Victoria). The minister stood as the crowd watched Ralph sing & play a love song on the organ. Then he played "Here Comes The Bride" as Danielle, Phoebe & Victoria walked out in beautiful gowns! "My my, a natural triple!" said Parson Brown, "Excuse me, that's a Joker's Wild pun!" the crowd groaned over that corny joke. "What next?" asked Mrs. Brown, "Have 4 Russians dancing to the goofy win theme?" more groans. "Can we get on with this!" exclaimed Parson Brown as he calmed down saying, " We are gathered here @ an entertainer's dream, The Hollywood Bowl, to join these men & women in holy matrimony. Do you, Franklin, Fred & Matthew, take your women to be your lawfully wedded wives, sickness & health, richer or poorer, better or worse?" "I do." said Frank, Fred & Matt. "Do you, Victoria, Phoebe & Danielle, take your men to be your lawfully wedded husbands in sickness & health, richer or poorer, better or worse?" "I do." said Victoria, Danielle & Phoebe. The wedding continued as each couple said their vows to each other. Matt had his red guitar playing & singing a romantic vow to Phoebe. Then they placed the rings on each fingers showing their love. "By the power vested in me by the state of California, I now pronounce you husbands & wives. May I present Fred & Danielle Sanders, Matt & Phoebe Roman & Franklin & Victoria Brandis. Kiss your brides." Which they did! At a reception hall, The Scott Bayer band played that gig. The 3 couples danced to their music. "Can't wait for our honeymoon." said Fred, "Remember what to call me?" "Don Francisco." said Danielle, "Where have I heard that name? The coffee?" "No, the host of the Mexican variety-game show, Sabado Gigante." quipped Fred. Michael cutted in & asked Victoria, "Can I dance with you, Mom?" Victoria was touched. Frank let him dance with his new mom. Hours later, the people had wedding cake & rdrinks to toast the brides & grooms. Frank informed everyone they still had a concert @ The Hollywood Bowl to do before going on their honeymoons. That night @ The Hollywood Bowl, girls cried when Matt & Phoebe got married. Then TWA came out with Victoria in her bridal gown. Faithful fans cheered over the band. That morning @ the airport, the band said good-byes to the couples. Frank & Victoria were going to Hawaii (Michael went back to Philly), Fred & Danielle went to Acapulco while Matt & Phoebe Dee went to Puerto Rico. "Wait!" yelled ray, "Don't forget, we still have a Houston concert October 2." The rest of the band flew back to Philly while their motorcycles were loaded on 18 wheeler trucks headed to Philly.


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